Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 27, 2023

you can’t run forever, Andy – otherwise you’ll end up hiding those in a places you don’t like them to be shrug … just saying!

interesting Sunday double, they usually match up better but still funny

Oooo another crane.

Andy will be dealing from the neck rather than the deck.

That might get you shot and killed in the Old West.

Andy, you slyboots, you!

Good thing Andy doesn’t have aces and eights.

Betcha there’ll be another rumpus tonight.

Andy is a card shark……actually a cheat!

He’ll get a big surprise when they’re playing with a Bee Bicycle deck, and he has a war souvenir deck with Saddam Hussein on the back.

Interesting 2-fer today. 1) Burger King has nothing on Andy, he has plenty of whoppers. 2) The jig will be up when he has 2 ace of spades in his hand.

This is a comic trope almost as overused as golf. How exactly does this work? What if he pulls one of those aces when someone else has one in their hand? If he does use it successfully, then it gets added to the deck and shuffled in with the rest and now there’s TWO aces of spades.

Looks like Andy is going to have an itchy neck tonight.

There will be some real action when he tries playing a card from a different playing card company. The Joker’s wild!

Be suspicious whenever Andy is “willing” to show he isn’t cheating. In fact, be suspicious of Andy in all circumstances.

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

So distrustful!! Tisk tisk tisk.

Andy Capp and Snuffy Smith are cousins, right?

The only way to make sure Andy isn’t cheating is to make him play in the buff, including the cap! But who would want to play with him in that state of undress.