Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 31, 2023

Looks like Tom Toro predicted it! (Either that or he’s a friend of Dana and knew beforehand.)

I really hope it’s the sphinx cat from the station.

Don’t tell me it’s that sphinx again.

Is it Sandwich, Max’s cat?

Well, I don’t think that it’s Bill D. Katt.

I’m guessing it’s not Gamera then.

Ughhh it’s that snappy sphinx again!!

I know of only one cat who would do such a thing.

Tiffany Et.

Nekojira approaches!

Ok, Not Todd. A Cat. Maybe the one from earlier? Maybe Phoebe’s cat

“You thought we were kaiju. How menacing can this one be?” Also Phoebe and Dakota are two against one. However, the kaiju seems to be more cat than human. A cat the size of a human being? It may just turn out to be the one from the railroad station.

Definitely our cat in her younger days when it was her thing to catch flies.

She’s 16 now and could still do that, but what are servants for.

The suspense bugs me.

It’s a cat-astrophe!

Stay tuned!

I was thinking that it was gonna be that Sphinx cat I think either yesterday or the day before.

Aww, I wanna “fight” the kaiju now! I’ll use my secret kaiju moves of “ear scritches” and “back pets”.

I thought that cats went Meow. Maow spelled backwards is Woam. I wonder if that means anything.

Oh good, we’re going to meet a new, Chinese character.

Seriously, though, judging from the text and the spelling, I’m thinking it is NOT a housecat, sphynx or otherwise. A griffin would be cool. Maybe a manticore.

Either a housecat or a very large housecat

A fan of the Canadian cuddlecore band?

That’s a Kittykaiju

GARFIELD! NOOOOOOOOOO!

King Kong Kitty?

Get some string.

It could be Ninja Kitty from the One Big Happy comic strip.

I would like to say again I am truly enjoying this story.

What a terrible sound!!!

I’m getting a little worried.

Phoebe, hon, every heard the phrase “tempting fate”?

“tyina save? … lmao”*

*regular quotes