Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 01, 2023

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 1 year ago

    Slow and steady—and rotting—wins the race…?

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Zombie turtles LOL Great idea!

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago

    Faster than zombie slugs!

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    TStyle78  about 1 year ago

    Depends on what kinds of Zombies they are. In some movies they are QUITE fast. Such as World War Z (2013), I Am Legend (2007), Zombieland (2009) to name a few.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Slow humor day.

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    Eli zabelle  about 1 year ago

    ‘Cause this is turtle, turtle night.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    So how fast is zombie ninja sloth gonna be?

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    saylorgirl  about 1 year ago

    The one on the far left doesn’t have eyes.

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    westcarleton  about 1 year ago

    Which one is Mitch McConnell?

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I can see the movie version of this already. They’ll call it Teenage Mutant Zombie Turtles.

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    Do turtles ever get the Zoomies?

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Why not TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE ZOMBIES?

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    jango  about 1 year ago

    They’re all mere shells of themselves

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    yeah but watch out for the zombie mutant teenage ninja turtles

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Funny!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    I told you not to go in that part of the River….now look at us….a shell of what we used to be.

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 year ago

    Still beats zombie rabbit

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    MRC112  about 1 year ago

    Depends on which series you see. Some zombies walk really slowly, others come running after you at speed.

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