Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 07, 2023

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    Actually Andy, you don’t need any help being lazy, you wrote the manual on being lazy!

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    seanfear  about 1 year ago

    what do you know – I’m finally relieved for the future of AI.

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    BenGMan  about 1 year ago

    Do that yourself you two lazybums.

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    Buzz-off Capp!

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Laziness and efficiency are just different points of view of the same thing.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 1 year ago

    Laziness and efficiency indeed! These so-called “smartphones” completely lay out one’s private life for the edification and delectation of Big Brother. The words “I’m not worried, I’m not doing anything wrong!” are some of the sorriest and most foolishly naïve words ever spoken. What you don’t know can & WILL hurt you. We’ve no way whatsoever to know or correct the information & misinformation about us that’s been gathered about us that’s out there, nor do you know what’s actually considered “right” or “wrong.” That’s Big Brother’s prerogative to decide, and Big Brother can change his mind about that, and his opinion of you, at any time without notice. Outside of China & unlike in Orwell’s novel 1984, Big Brother hasn’t to date needed to openly forced himself on us and terrify us into compliance. Rather, Big Brother & Crew have seduced us with convenience. Our latter-day Big Brother’s sinister motives are much the same, however. The intention is still to track us and know everything about us and then use that info to control and exploit us.

    As the saying goes among the IT cognoscenti, “Dumb people use smartphones, smart people use dumb phones!”

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    Rube looks just about ready to dump those drinks over Andy and Chalkie’s heads!

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    snsurone76  about 1 year ago

    They also enable the women to order their hubs to get off their lazy butts and fetch their own drinks!!

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    James Wolfenstein  about 1 year ago

    Déjà vu? Am I crazy or I saw this strip before?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 year ago

    Why aren’tcha sittin’ with yer wimmins, guys?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    The new way to mooch drinks from your phone…the Capp App.

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    wolfgang73  about 1 year ago

    As if Andy could be any more lazy

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    DavBlc7  about 1 year ago

    I’d guess rube get his drink and brought it to him, then threw it to him.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Andy would have texter’s thumb.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Rube is not looking in the fetching mood.

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    aallenaia  about 1 year ago

    i think red gets evicted tonight

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    Number Three  about 1 year ago

    When I’m upstairs in my bedroom and my Dad needs me for something he sends me a text. It’s better than shouting. He hasn’t got a Smartphone though.

    xxx

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  about 1 year ago

    My dad did this, well, sort of. He was the first out of the 3 of us, the other 2 being mum and me to get a mobile phone. He sat up in bed one sunday morning trying to get the hang of his “latest gadget” as mum called it. The first call he made on his phone was to the house asking my mother if she would make him a cup of tea. I once described my dad as a cheeky chancer and mum said that that was the best description of him she had ever heard,☺.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Hell Andy, I’ll drink to that, you buyin’?…

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    tad1  about 1 year ago

    Funny, but it seems odd for modern technology like smartphones to exist in Andy Capp’s world. Oh well, at least Chalkie’s the one with the smart phone and not Andy.

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    Sherlock5  7 months ago

    And Rube doesn’t have to walk all the way over to say “Get them yourself!”

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