Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 11, 2023

Maybe he’s just slow to render

Size doesn’t matter.

Pretty bad when you arrive to the party pixelated.

He just came from a pot party, he’s actually in high resolution.

With the cost of printer ink, you can’t blame him.

He’s kind of fuzzy, but I like the feel of fuzzy.

DPI?

Seems like a sketchy character.

Needs an AI treatment to upgrade his image. Why not? They can upsize photos.

Requires less effort to make an appearance, but people find it hard to not stare. Like meeting someone with a zit between their eyebrows.

What’s his vector, Victor?

Not very dense, is he?

When people ask me, “How dense are you?” I reply one gram per cubic centimeter. I am neutrally buoyant in a pool.

So does the couch, pillows, picture, etc.

There’s probably a drug for that… with a meaningless name… and 4000 side effects you don’t want to have. Ask your doctor.

Hey, it’s not HIS fault he has low DPI.

Well at least print the poor guy with a 3D printer!

Are you sure this wasn’t the result of a bad New Years Resolution?

that’s me, most days

He doesn’t like it when she talks about him in that half-tone of voice.

Monday after a hard weekend.

the party last night was all a blur.

Their relationship is not well-defined.

looks like less than 100 d.p.i.

Do you feel a draft?

he’s always been a tad dotty…