Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 13, 2023

He’s certainly making it clear that he is selling meat from racehorses.

The nags dropped at the off and he cleared the track.

Does that sign read “dark charger lady luck” or “dark lady charger luck”?

The horse always finished last, so its meat is really tender.

Eating the losers should be good incentive for the other horses.

You shouldn’t bet on losers…

Bet my money on a bobtail nag…

On the History Channel I happened to watch the evolution of the pet food industry in the U.S. and at one time horse meat was a staple of dog food in the U.S. And here, all this time, I only thought McDonalds was the only filet of filly on the market!

He needs to make a winning at the sales counter for his losses at the track.

Give me two pounds of Trifecta Burger.

Butcher has a good point.