Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for September 25, 2023

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    Bill Thompson  about 1 year ago

    “She shot my bus! I never shoulda named it Old Yeller!”

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    J.J. O'Malley  about 1 year ago

    Cushlamachree, Batiuk is really going for a third week of this nonsense? Cranky was shown stopping his bus to pick the little Johnson girl up at the end of Week One! How much more blood is TB looking to drain from this humor-free stone? Shouldn’t we have moved on to “Ed gets all the backyard leaves raked save one still on the tree” by now?

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    … she installed a pop-up stop sign, and he stopped 2’ short of a puddle of water.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Crankshaft has to go through the stages of grief, starting with denial. For example, if you ask me if I actually like Bat-tick’s comic strips, the first thing I’ll do is deny it.

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  about 1 year ago

    Heavens to Betsy. Week number three of this? Now that someone has finally “caught” Mr. Crankshaft’s bus, maybe Mr. Writer will finally end this beat to death running gag. Nah!

    HIS Eagle Will Soon Soar Again! One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America!

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    gmu328  about 1 year ago

    get over it Ed. there’s other things in live besides making a poor grandma’s and her cute grandaughter lives miserable. you have you seed catalogs / garden and your “rocket” grill to play with. then your weekly visits with the other cranks in the diner. then using malaproprism as only you can do.

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    WilliamVollmer  about 1 year ago

    “Oh, the shame!” “THAT @#$% grandmother broke my record!”

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    Blu Bunny  about 1 year ago

    Lena to Ed; here Ed have some of my brownies with my coffee to cheer you up!

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 year ago

    Ed is feeling his age!!!!!

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    Mopman  about 1 year ago

    He’s been shown with kids in his bus, so obviously SOME people catch it daily. He’s freaking picked up the grandmother’s granddaughter from day one. THIS MAKES NO SENSE. So I guess all the other drivers try to make their kids miss their buses, but aren’t as good as it as Ed. What a dysfunctional, cruel town.

    This must be payback for us whining about all the mailboxes. And grill explosions. And gutter leaves fiascos.

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    is she gonna make him some brownies to cheer him up

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    A Grandma at that. Oh how the mighty have fallen…..

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    grozar  about 1 year ago

    Tough break…

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    billsplut  about 1 year ago

    “But—he’s just staring at his nose!” “Lena, you’d grieve too, if that thing was rotting off your face!” Lena: “CRANK! You went out of your way to make my life miserable, literally for DECADES! Now it’s your turn! HOW DOES IT FEEL, ROTNOSE?!” (gets in closer, closer, then hisses through clenched teeth) “Do you know what happens to you on 12/31/2024, CRUDSHAFT? AH-HAHAHA!!”

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    EXCALABUR  about 1 year ago

    Life goes on, GET OVER IT!

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    ToneeRhianRose  8 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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