Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 23, 2023

Maybe he’s not dead. Mix some yeast in him and see if he will rise.

D’oh!

I was an eye witness. He just giggled and fell over dead

Pick him up before he goes stale!

But we knead him!

He will rise.

But we knead him!

He’s half baked again.

“We’re hoping some clues will a-rise. "

I recognize him. It’s Earl of Sandwich.

Better get him outa here… he’s starting to rise!

Time to pillsbury him.

Some punk came along and rolled him.

“Early signs show he was poked in the tummy”

…with a bullet, or a knife?

By the way, where was Betty Crocker when this went down? Seems like she’d be a prime suspect! Come to think of it, so might Sara Lee…! d;o)

No great loss – he was a loafer.

Give him some Pills, bury him in an oven.

just pop him in the oven, set it to cremate

“Tummy poke” probably contributed to COD of Houdini.

He was trying to wrap a weiner dog.

How many of you remember:

Weiner wrap your dog

Make him roll over

Teach an old dog ♪ ♪ a new trick!

Cause of death: gagged on a giggle …!

Poor guy. I hope he wash fresh. :)

You’d butter contact Barnaby Jones about this.

does the five second rule apply…?

He was probably rolled, for his dough.