Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 16, 2023

Hey, that’s ok. The enthusiasm is infectious and stable. The horses have a refreshing outlook to look at. Not many souls in that fink’s kingdom are positive.

Fink’s new public relations. He was told to spread some manure about the adjacent kingdom

A positive outlook.

Reminds me of Oliver Wendell Douglas on Green Acres, who always wore a suit while doing farm work.

Wall Street executive.

I have old photos of my forebears…my Grandfather wore a full suit and tie when they went on camping trips. My Great-Grandfathers both wore 3-piece suits every day- even when digging in the garden. That’s just the way things were 130 years ago. And in the ’60’s, I worked at a factory where the maintenance man, an old Brit, wore a white shirt & a black tie every day. Tie tucked in, since he worked around machinery.

I once rented a small farm that had a stable for my horses and a rose garden by the house. I hit on the idea of putting horse manure around each of the roses. It worked very well, but when I irrigated the garden, the smell was not that of roses.

It’s just not the dung thing……..

He should get a pair of gloves for next time.

Artisanal manure

Lawyer joke.

“Is it that obvious?”

Dress for the job you want, and hope you can stay out of the stables.

I only wore a tie at work once…when I took over the department. I was supposted to “dress for the position”. Some of my staff said “Point taken”. From then on it was a dress, skirt or pants suit. I am a female and dress like one. How you dress does not signify who you are or what your position is.

I’m sure there’s a pun here involving his “shirt”, but I ain’t gonna….

Oddly enough, I saw the picture before reading the words and I thought it was election year in the Kingdom. The lawyer there must want to be the mayor of Portland.

NOPE! Just bringing a load over from Wallstreet.

This is why the “It is said that the people are revolting!” “You said it! They stink on ice!”

Middle management is so freaking delusional demanding I.T. dress up like the sales drones. We’re there to do ACTUAL work, not to bamboozle and dazzle potential customers.

Dress for the job you want

Actually, that’s one of Sock Puppet Joe’s staff and it’s his job to clean out some of the horse puckey produced. An endless and thankless job.

It must be. He didn’t get the memo about what job it was.

Today, a business suit, tomorrow a burlap Sack!

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have!?

Ah, a Stable Genius… ☺

He just classing up the sh!t shoveling biz.

Is that Mr. Ed!

In school I worked at JC Penneys and was told to wear a suit since I’d be working in Men’s Wear. But then they’d loan me out to the garden department hauling bags of dirt and manure. I didn’t stay long.

Just a little bit over dressed for the job …… no problem …. just a little “SLIP” and he’ll fit right in and so will his cloth ….. :)

“Stable genius”

In World War II there was a joke about the guy who told the seargent he had been a “pilot” on a ranch.

“Yep. All day long. Pile-it here. Pile-it there.”

This man is very perceptive.

He’s the new CEO: Crap Emptying Official.

He’s trying to add a touch of class to the place.

At least he has a job with a stable income.

First rule: Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.