B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 12, 2023

They used to have walking whales, not walking sharks

somewhere away from any nuclear plants

Ah, the evolution of the lawyer.

Land Shark

Fins to the left…

this explains why we migrate so much.

This is one of the moments in evolution they never told you about.

Jaws, the 2023 version.

Landshark!!

Beware. That appears to be a lone shark.

Drop the bucket of chum and run.

is he off to law school??

She came down from Cincinnati. It took her three days on a train. Looking for some peace and quiet, Hoped to see the sun againBut now, she lives down by the ocean…She’s taking care to look for sharks! They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark

That evolved quickly.

This gives me an idea for a new Hollywood blockbuster movie. I’d like to make a horror movie and combine it with a bit of comedy.

JAWS 2023: [subtitle] If These Boots Were Made For Walking. One Of These Days These Boots Will Walk All Over You!

The title a bit too long for a marquee??

You could have also said, “We’re going to need a bigger beach!”

Knock knock knock… CANDY GRAM

maybe he just has a case to go to in court

SNL LAND SHARK!!!! It’s true OMG

Just when you thought it was safe to hang out in the dunes…

landshark!

You’re gonna need a bigger… car.

Shark week is over guys.

Just don’t tell Rat in Pearls about the walking sharks.

Evolution evidently goes more quickly in some directions.

BEACH?!? Are you CRAZY? Find a nice hammock in a back yard in a temperate zone (imaginary), and chill out. . .at least the bugs are smaller. . .

Sharknado will be along shortly. We’re gonna need a bigger beach.

LOL

Was this caused by evolution or is there an area of radiation near by? You never know in B.C..

“Sharknado 23 – They’re Inside the House!”

Actually that’s James Cameron in his new submersible.

there’s 100,000,000 of ’em coming after you.

Why do I hear the opening of “West Side Story”, especially “The Jets and Sharks” theme, when I look at this toon?

Just wait until Dr. Evil puts lasers on them!

Sharks are older than trees, and even older than the rings of Saturn. Sharks – 450 million years of evolution; trees – 380 million years; and Saturns rings 100 million years ago.

Trot shark. We have a lot of them in Kentucky. For horses at the Kentucky Derby that don’t place, they may be fed to a passel of trot sharks. Sad. My cousin married one (a trot shark, not a horse).

Knock knockWho’s there?Land sharkFor all of us old far1s who remember SNL in the beginning

Another lawyer comes out of the ocean…

Gadzooks, it’s an SNL Landshark. Probably on its way to Law School.

Landshark!

Can you out run a land shark?

Zom 100: Bucket list of the Dead

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Darn evolution!

With the shark on land is it safe to enter the water?

This explains why my ancestors were really good at billiards

NOW!……

Run Forest Run!!!!

‘Knock,knock’ ‘Who is it?’ “Landshark!”

Still evolving amphibian can be very dangerous. Run for the life’s fellas.

“Land shark.”

Sharks have legs!