Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 26, 2023

It will be the lead item tomorrow on Breaking Cat News.

Last Christmas she gave you her heart

But the very next day you gave it away

This year to save her from tears

She’ll give it to someone special

Are you sure you want to kidnap Taylor Swift? You would incurring the wrath of the tweens. Much worse than the US military.

She may be related to Johnathan Swift and make a modest proposal.

You can keep her. No loss.

Don’t get Travis mad.

The President of the US is not important to the rest of the planet… Take him, we don’t care…

She’ll probably say, “I’m the brave little Taylor”(That’s my nickname for her).

Now they have millions of enemies, nearly all smarter than Brewster.

Big mistake. Now you will face the wrath of the Swifties. And you probably won’t be able to get her to shut up either.

Serves you right.

They meant to get Tom Swift.

A cousin of mine took her daughter to see Taylor Swift in Philadelphia. Spent $3,000 for two tickets. Said it was worth every penny. I don’t get it.

Her movie comes out on Oct 13th. It’s the film of her concerts she did this summer. Can’t wait to miss it.

Oh No now you got problems! ‘Cause baby, now we got bad blood. You know it used to be mad love. So take a look what you’ve done. ’Cause baby, now we got bad blood (hey!).

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She was in Kansas City Sunday

Good, they can keep her!

She’ll just shake it off.

They’ll bring her back. Too much maintenance.

This will not end well for the imperial forces.

Brewster will just leave it to the Swifties, then Dirk Raider will feel their wrath!

They’ll all be Swifties or dead by Friday.

Facts is facts.

We’ll trade you the President for her.

My favorite Swift is Tom. Had all his books when I was a wain.

Well, since there has been nothing in the news about her missing, I guessing the Storm Troopers can’t kidnap any better than they can shoot.

Speaking of musicians, did you see they announced who the half time entertainment will be for the Superbowl. Usher. Bonus points if you can name one song of his.

Who would want to abduct Biden?!

Oh, Dirk… you are not prepared for the diss song she gonna write about you.

By all means keep her

Hmmm, “Take me to your tailor.” That’s a new take on things. I think they got the message confused. Probably didn’t contain enough emojis.

Not Elon Musk?

Taylor Who??

I’m not a fan, but she is adorable.

Is this a spoiler for upcoming Taylor Swift movie ? :p

And there we have in a capsule how badly the cult of celebrity and narcissism affect the human race