Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 26, 2023

Nobody would believe you anyway.

If you told someone what you saw they might think you’re batty.

Well isn’t that Grand

That’s the right attitude. Unless you crapped your drawers too.

People would be more likely to believe you met Bigfoot.

“I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those wild mushrooms, Bob! Now we’re hallucinating”.

I saw nothin’!

A big bat carrying a head in a jar?! Are you nuts or something? What do you think this is, some kind of vampire cartoon?!

And if they took a picture it would just show Travis in the air! Vampires don’t show in pictures, right? Or do they when they are bats?

He acts like he has never seen a vampire bat carrying a head in a jar before.

so dilbert hikes now ?

“Wow, those headhunters are getting really aggressive these days!”

“Head ’em up, move ’em out”……Gary’s got this cattle drive headed to the corral

As if they are not going to tell everybody. On the other hand, what sane person would believe them? Yes, I know that still leaves plenty of others..

“What happens in the canyon, stays in the canyon” sounds like a line from a horror flick. If my hiking buddy said that… I would head back home!

Phew! :)

I’m sure they could find someone gully-ble enough to believe the canyon story.

Wow. Two days in a row with this strip where nobody is mean to another character. That has to be a record.

Well said….

Best Scary Gary strip in memory!

Reminds me of the MASH episode of Klinger in a hang glider.

“Did you see that?”

“What?”

“A big red bird with fuzzy pink feet.”