A rare copy of George Washington’s presidential portrait. When he saw it, he realized he had to cut his hair so there would be room for his head to be on the dollar bill.
Gilbert Stuart made himself quite a name, Doing portraits he acquired some fame, But if you look very close, At the eyes and the nose, All of his faces look very much the same.
"Category:1789 oil on canvas paintings in the United States" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Baron, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly life size painting. If your browser isn’t set up to handle .tiff images, to see an enlarged image there and avoid the 66.9 MB image download to your device, click a size under the image, rather than the image itself.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3188 (September 18, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the April 24, 2013, strip being the prior. GoComics has deactivated the hyperlinks and removed the new lines in my comment there; but, perhaps the text remains informative.
BE THIS GUY 12 months ago
“Is this the nonchalant, devil may care look you want?”
Solstice*1947 12 months ago
/// All grown-up, Jack, of beanstalk renown,
posed with loot that he stole— like that crown.
Now, the dead Giant’s son,
(who weighs more than a ton),
wearing massive red gloves, gives “thumbs down.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago
He’s 145 lbs naked and 210 lbs clothed.
rmremail 12 months ago
Little John hated having to wear his brother Alfred the Great’s hand-me-downs
Wilde Bill 12 months ago
Yeah, he was the original Twisted Sister.
ronaldspence 12 months ago
If Freddie Mercury played in the 1700’s!
Jayalexander 12 months ago
And everyone looked at me when someone found a hair in their pasta.
Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago
Is that mutton on his head? Baaaaaaaa.
Call me Ishmael 12 months ago
His Papa was a Frise Bichon/
Who happily “buried his bone” /
In a cute kitchen maid/
(To the kennel she’d strayed/
And he just couldn’t leave her alone). ///
Her return to the pantry delayed/
By the beast, the sweet lass was “waylaid”. /
But their child’s a success/
(You can tell by his dress)/
Though he never learned either one’s trade ..///
Their progeny’s name was Daniel./
Poorly suited to labor that’s manual/
He wisely preferred/
To “work with the word”-/
(An unusual choice for a spaniel)…///
Though his writings are trivially trite/
And he cannot stop howling at night/
He unfailingly trees/
Every squirrel that he sees/
And his bark is much worse than his bite.
Funny_Ha_Ha 12 months ago
Johnny Winter found his Woodstock outfit too hot to perform in.
P51Strega 12 months ago
“What should I hold in my portrait. Something I can wield to great effect. Sword… no, scepter…, ah, a c-note.”
blackman2732 12 months ago
Before the invention of Photoshopping, there was “artistic license” to cover a bald spots. This artist had his license revoked.
blackman2732 12 months ago
An early portrait of Henry, Earl of Poodle.
cdward 12 months ago
Are you sure you didn’t mean The First Earl of Clairol?
jdculhane46 12 months ago
Think twice before using industrial strength Rogaine
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
The poodle look was in fashion
MS72 12 months ago
How long do I have to stand here?
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
A rare copy of George Washington’s presidential portrait. When he saw it, he realized he had to cut his hair so there would be room for his head to be on the dollar bill.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
John had a hairy white cat
That he wore on his head as a hat
People thought it was dead
But it was specially bred
To pounce when it detected a rat.
.
John had worn other things as head fleece
Such as chickens and ducks and geese
But his smooth hairless pate
Seemed a large egg, and sad to relate,
A brooding ostrich nearly caused his decease.
.
Primates seemed worthwhile to try
So John sought a gibbon to buy
He named it small Fitz
But ‘tween obnoxious spits
And interest in t!ts it caused moral outcry
.
So John chose cats of breeds mild in mood
That seldom were overtly rude,
And that seemed to follow politics
Only in between languid licks
Demanding only sleep and seafood.
aerotica69 12 months ago
So guys, I’m thinking the rally cry for our revolt against English taxation should be “We’re Not Gonna Take It”.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago
Gilbert Stuart made himself quite a name, Doing portraits he acquired some fame, But if you look very close, At the eyes and the nose, All of his faces look very much the same.
Call me Ishmael 12 months ago
His lordship is said to keep/
His personal herd of sheep/
For the cold he doth dread./
It protecteth his head -/
But it certainly isn’t cheap.
mokspr Premium Member 12 months ago
At 45, John still liked to play with his mother’s ermine stole.
Rev Phnk Ey 12 months ago
Well …. what do you think of my new ringtone?
lagoulou 12 months ago
One parent was an Afghan….hound
The Wolf In Your Midst 12 months ago
“What do you mean, my muttonchops are out of control?”
stamps 12 months ago
Lord Gibbon eventually grew tired of wearing a dead seal on his head.
Ken Holman Premium Member 12 months ago
“It wasn’t me! I didn’t topple the display!! It must have been someone else. Don’t look at me like that!”
Ken Holman Premium Member 12 months ago
“Well, whatever you say, I happen to think epaulets are in fashion these days.”
PoodleGroomer 12 months ago
Fashion wear after climate change regulation bans home central heating.
mabrndt Premium Member 12 months ago
Baron FitzGibbon:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:1789 oil on canvas paintings in the United States" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Baron, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly life size painting. If your browser isn’t set up to handle .tiff images, to see an enlarged image there and avoid the 66.9 MB image download to your device, click a size under the image, rather than the image itself.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3188 (September 18, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the April 24, 2013, strip being the prior. GoComics has deactivated the hyperlinks and removed the new lines in my comment there; but, perhaps the text remains informative.
Bilan 12 months ago
That was one huge bird … and it hit its target directly.
prrdh 12 months ago
John Fitzgibbon, the 1st Earl of Clare, wishing it had been the 1st Earl of Clairol so his gray could be more advanced.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Robert Plant getting frisky with his doorknob collection. (I’d know those pants anywhere!)
:)
d1234dick Premium Member 12 months ago
prince harry can’t wait for king to die so he can become queen.
Billy Yank 12 months ago
One of the original “Big Wigs”.
gcarlson 12 months ago
Dr. Moreau’s early experiment with a poodle.
Solstice*1947 12 months ago
/// Growing bald in your teens isn’t fair.
He’d do anything just to have hair.
Pledged in Hades he’d dwell
for a strong witch’s spell
that would stimulate follicles there.
/// When he tried “Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog,”
the mix caused his bald pate pores to clog.
He fell into a funk
and got blind, stinkin’ drunk.
The next day he had “Hair of the Dog.”
Buzzworld 12 months ago
“I’m never sure if I’m having a bad hair day or if it’s perfect.”
Running Buffalo Premium Member 12 months ago
I was giving my hair a bubble bath when you said I had to come here quickly. What of it?
Happy Cat Premium Member 12 months ago
It’s Absoka’s colorless male counterpart!
Call me Ishmael 12 months ago
For Tuesday:
By the window they sat and conversed/
And the news Clarice got was the worst. /
She strove for control:/
She did not get the role/
Although she had madly rehearsed.///
O how could she ever extend/
Congrats to her fortunate friend?/
Must she play understudy/
To her old bosom buddy?/
To what depths is she doomed to descend?///
Call me Ishmael 12 months ago
The Earl holdeth a yard sale..