Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for October 21, 2023

Put it on the counter. It fits. It counter fits.

I hope Hawthorne will always remain the same crabby, corrupt crustacean we know and love. It’s good to have a few things in our lives we can count on.

As mentioned before: This won’t work well underwater.

Hawthorne would be all over AI

Does Hawthorne have a licence to print money?

That’s gonna get Hawthorne thrown in jail, and if that happens, then that’ll be the end of the strip.

I thought Hawthorne was the Polar Bear?

As mayor isn’t he already in charge of making currency?

don’t give me no sheet!

But the whole sheet is only worth 20 cents.

I hate to say it but eventually paper currency will be replaced by digital currency

I’ll take a ream, thank you

Like Smith Barney, Hawthorne makes money the old-fashioned way…

He was running a tech startup. I thought “the old-fashioned way” meant overexaggerating profits, wooing investors, securing a golden parachute, and then filing for bankruptcy when the bills come due.

I’ll take a sheet of a million. Share this with NO ONE!!

Too bad for anyone who signed up for a year’s subscription

Haha! (＾▽＾)