Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 07, 2023

Spice up your relationship.

Bleah!!

Then he will want to eat some pumpkin pie.

Are you out of your gourd?

Great joke! I never understand why pumpkin spice is everywhere. This is where it belongs.

He’s vine with that.

Try 50 Shades of Orange . . .

Let’s rename October, Pumpkin Spice Month and bow to the truth.

Yum. Pumpkin spiced Pie. Pumpkin spiced bread. Pumpkin spiced cake. Pumpkin spiced cookies. The list goes on.

She’s trying to patch up their relationship.

Ah, so that’s why the Great Pumpkin never showed up!

I think the punch lines should have been, “I think our relationship needs some spicing up.”

I feel sorry for Gourd

Moderately Confused?? Dude looks totally confused

Sorry, I have a cinammon allergy.

Or it may wither on the vine

She’s out of her gourd.

NOTHING can be made anything except worse by pumpkin spice