B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 05, 2023

Come on man, you are a dude. Just do what dudes would do.

No. 2, sandbox

Clams have ben replaced by the mighty dollar. Because a clam is a clam and you can’t make change for a clam.

But I will allow you to make a much bigger deposit!

Which airline will be the first to charge for accessing the toilet?My money would be on American Airlines.

Caution, Hart. This has been gone terribly wrong years ago.

Dude. You are practically living in a sand litterbox. Get feline!

A mat in front of the outhouse door—-classy.

He’s selling the bathroom for only a dollar?

Come on dude, since there are NO trees in sight, it must have cost you a hundred times that just to import the wood for the bathroom!

Duck behind the rock. Peter can find another place to stand.

He’s getting footy prints all over my desert.

Just seeing that smug look knowing that he has the only bathroom in the general area…

Pay it forward!

Wonder if they have a prepaid poop plan or is it strictly dump as you go?

Peter. Calvin. Rat. Hagar. Wally. It’s a theme!

Go behind the outhouse, no one is looking

Give him the $20 after you’ve used it for TP

Just go around back and do it for free. If you do do it for free, all you need is a tree.

I’ll just use the free toilets on Market street, but it’s too bad I have to share them with junkies

“That’s as about as funny with an elephant with diarrhea trying to get into a pay toilet with a bent nickel .”- not said by Foghorn Leghorn

moons over my clammy!

But since I came a long way, I’ll give in….next time you owe me 19 more times..

That situation wouldn’t be a problem for a kitty.

Offer him clamancy.

He hasn’t had, and won’t have, nineteen other customers.

Look, if that’s a normal outhouse there’s a hole in the dirt underneath. Therefore dig your own hole out of sight and “go” then fill the hole.

Pay toilets were outlawed in NY State years ago. They should be everywhere.

Pee on his feet. That’s free, if you can run faster than he can.

No. but you’re perfectly free to go to the next place.

I try to get rid of my $1s … mainly in the outhouse and in the forest deer hunting when I get the urge.

Obviously needs a cat to show him what to do with all that sand.

Back off, dude, that’s the women’s outhouse.

Dig a hole next to his foot and go for it.

Go dig a hole behind a sand dune.

ATM Money

How on earth do you fit a bath or shower in that bathroom? Now if you changed its name you could put a toilet in it.