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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    that is about how it seems, maybe we should be like Charlie Browns neighbors and give rocks?

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    momofalex7  about 1 year ago

    Give them each a quarter and send them on their way.

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 year ago

    SLAM!

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    And no added sugars!!!

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 year ago

    Here enjoy these packets of condiments I collected from McDonalds, Taco Bell and I-Hop

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    I’m handing out bottled water. And they better not complain about plastic!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Give them all Halloween greeting cards.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    When I first started trick-or-treating there were lots of caramel apples and popcorn balls. Not that we liked popcorn balls. Or caramel apples. But still.

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    Tigressy  about 1 year ago

    “Here you are…” – “But there’s nothing!” – “Exactly. Isn’t that great?”

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    Lenavid  about 1 year ago

    That big kid’s “Karen” costume is the most frightening one. The “Karen” monster has ruined what was once a fun holiday.

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    CrimsonOne18  about 1 year ago

    So true! Nothing much has changed since 2017.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    If you see something in the bowl that works for you, great.

    If not … Sorry. This is not a restaurant.

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    tomems8  about 1 year ago

    Is Bleeb out doing his own Trick or Treating?

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    And if the kid gets something they are allergic to, they’ll sue whomever they think they got the candy from… Same reason our hospital stopped x-raying candy from the trick or treaters. Too much liability if something was missed.

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    kaycstamper  about 1 year ago

    I’m on Keto and don’t have a speck of sugar in the house (nor allow it) but I do have free coupons for DQ Sundaes to hand out!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A Bleebless repeat from 2017. So I’m gonna share an offering from Granny’s cookbook.

    Boiled Mule with Cornbread and Dandelion Greens

    I’m not sure how I’m gonna tackle this one, I don’t keep a lot of mule on hand, actually, not any! And I’m not sure if it’s an item Walmart carries! Sooooooo, mule… there it is… oh boy.

    But Jed might’ve said: “Welllll-Doggies… that mule is so lazy, he has to lean-up against sump’n just to buck!”

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Sooo more for me then….

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Fine. You get nothing except for a Milk Bone. Enjoy.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m handing out snickers bars. That’s the treat. The tricky stuff is up to you. See ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

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    DM2860  about 1 year ago

    They get what they get and they can trade when they get home.

    Or give them all rocks.

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    RadioDial Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ya get what ya get, ya little ingrates. You sort it out at home…

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    Your begging at doors for free candy. Ya gets what ya gets.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Ha! Apparently Beggars can be choosers!

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    You know, you really should err on the safe side and stay home.

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    mbrahms26  about 1 year ago

    That’s why I give out sugar free gum.

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    davewhamond creator about 1 year ago

    Charlie Brown got a rock. But he can only have sedimentary rocks. He’s allergic to Igneous rocks.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Here you go kids – some nice, rice cakes.

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    crazeekatlady  about 1 year ago

    And that is why I give out toys!

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Attention-cravers depicted in this ’toon should just stay home.

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    MissyTiger  about 1 year ago

    I keep the sugar-based candy (lollipops, hard candies, etc) separate from the “every kind of allergen is in there” candy, and have non-candy treats (stickers, spider rings, vampire fangs, etc) as well. The kids can choose what they want. But, I’d never demand that another house hands out allergen free stuff, or anything at all. Sheesh.

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    vacman  about 1 year ago

    You have two choices…Take it or leave it! Now get lost or I will sic my dogs on you.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    Sugar cubes for everyone!!!

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    Lennia Machen Premium Member about 1 year ago

    give them all a box of raisins… they’ll never be back!

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    garethkb415 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The absolute seething hatred boomers seem to hold for children with allergies will forever baffle me. Like, you wouldn’t tip over a guy’s wheelchair to prove you didn’t take his condition seriously (would you?), what makes this accommodation so ridiculous?

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    aussie399 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Shut up and take what I’ve got or go away! You may like these arsenic balls. Quite tasty really.

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