Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 26, 2023

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  10 months ago

    Small: “Crappist” Monks. Large: Trying to attain a “meteoric” result.

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    gammaguy  10 months ago

    Large: Who would put sizing on down?

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    pat sandy creator 10 months ago

    and the toilet seats are always up…

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    Zykoic  10 months ago

    I cannot imagine a nun going potty.

    Too much Catholic schooling.

    Ruler raps and slaps, yes.

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    Zykoic  10 months ago

    50 million year run, plus or minus for the dinosaurs. Beats our one million for now…..

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    saylorgirl  10 months ago

    The reason the lady’s room has a line is because it takes nuns a long time to get themselves ready to potty with all of the clothes they wear.

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    Dobber Premium Member 10 months ago

    Small: Brilliant, Mr. Baldwin. Yeah, I always considered the female anatomy to be hastily packed with all the inconveniences of the human species.

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    cdward  10 months ago

    Went to a restaurant yesterday. There was a women’s restroom and a family restroom but no men’s. I prefer the “whatever” restrooms except in places like big arenas or stadiums. Then separate makes sense, though it would be logical o have twice as many women’s units since it generally takes about twice as long to go.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    It’s not the Lord, it’s the men.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago

    The need for privacy is part of the problem. Four urinals take the same space as two stalls.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Must be the dinosaurs from which penguins evolved.

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    Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago

    Flying dinosaurs are still with us. They are called birds. Large size is NOT a evolutionary advantage.

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    He gave us different plumbing……

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    Tain’t the Lord Sister.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Waiting in line for so long can result in a bad habit.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    It’s been known to happen in stadiums that sometimes women just really have to and put modesty aside and go to the men’s room. And even use the urinals.

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    samuli creator 10 months ago

    Excellent gags, both of them

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    The men’s room is the best around, bar nun.

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    davewhamond creator 10 months ago

    I think Sunday is my favorite day because we get TWO Cornered comics!

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    Funny…the dinosaurs look like they’re wearing tiny specticles!

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    eromlig  10 months ago

    Another reason there isn’t a line at the men’s room is that it’s in a convent.

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    T...  10 months ago

    God will get you for that Mike!

    “Misogyny is the hatred of, contempt for, or prejudice against women or girls. It can also refer to social systems or environments where women face hostility and hatred because they’re women in a world created by and for men — a historical patriarchy.”

    She is unforgiving…

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