B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 09, 2023

As well tempered as TFB

“If you are still standing and talking then you didn’t meet mine.”

Shades of the cat next door’s swipes.

Even the Cat can have bad Monday :)

When I saw a flea on my cat, I put a flea collar on her, which she took well… or so I thought.

The next day I come home, I found her with the collar in her mouth. Apparently, she enlisted the help of the neighbor’s cat to take the collar off, but the lil’ dude didn’t quite succeed.

That hasn’t stopped HER from removing two of his collars, so far.

How do I explain this to the neighbor?

They say pets come to resemble their owners. Looks like an even draw from the beginning.

Now that’s going to leave a scar……

early version of swipe left

I am relieved that there is not as much blood as I assumed it would be.

Did the cat swipe right or left? Did the cat like him or not?

Maybe it liked him – but just not in the way a person wants to be liked by a saber-toothed cat.

Wilma!

Love how he’s going to have to explain this to his doctor and insurance agent…

Hope he doesn’t get cat scratch fever from that…

Now he has a split personality.

Anyone else thinking of the ’Way outs" from the Flintstones?

Pets are still wild animals!!!!

There’s no way disfigured into his plans.

Classic. Wile E. Coyote and Sylvester can commiserate with you.

Cartoon biology.

Need a tournicat? ☺

Peter Sellers: “Does your dog bite?”

Man: “No.”

CHOMP!!

Peter Sellers: “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”

Man: “That’s not my dog.”

Sooo, ‘nice kitty" wasn’t an appreciated greeting. Okay. Good to know.

Doesn’t it just figure Fat Broad would have a pet like that?

Here’s hoping for a speedy recovery and hope things fall into place!

Better get some Gorilla Glue ….. :)

“Get yourself together, man!!”

Her name is Fang.

I saw a magician do that trick but the girl was in a box…

Now he’s truly ripped!

We had a cat like that. RIP Lady Penelope.

thought there’d be a lot more slices…