Herman by Jim Unger for October 20, 2023

You’re going to need bigger clubs.

You’re gonna need a bigger hole.

Another suggestion: Use that ball to play a different game.

You’re gonna hafta yell “Sixteen,” instead of “Fore.”

Just paint your balls day-glo green and you’ll be able to find them at night.

They need golf balls with a microchip that lets you locate them with your phone.

Duh.

He doesn’t bother to work on his swing. Changing the ball ain’t gonna help.

Are you certain it’s big enough?

I have never lost a golf ball, but my drives are measured in feet not yards.

The ball isn’t going to go very far without dimples for lift. But, then maybe that is his objective.

If you read them slightly skewed, most of the comments here are at least unintentionally naughty. Shame on you all! (— (—

Do these big balls make my …………..Uhh…….Never mind.

And your range might miraculously improve…..if the wind is favorable.

You may not lose the ball [notice I avoided saying balls [oops]], but those par 3s are gonna take about 18 strokes.

Don’t knock down any birds with that thing