Strange Brew by John Deering for October 12, 2023

At least they have dog bones in hell.

In reality that would be any letter from the government.

“Huh! Here’s a letter from Dante Alighieri, in ‘Paradisio.’ He’d like to do a modern update to his ‘Inferno.’ He claims many different sins have gained increased prominence these days. And that Satan should really chew on more current traitors.”

I thought all dogs went to heaven.

DOJ most likely.

I get the most interesting mail. Because of the charities I donate to and the political candidates (not party) I support, most of my mail is from other charities. Some come from organizations like Planned Parenthood and League of Women Voters.

However, because of my zip code which is white and affluent, I also get mail from the NRA, Judicial Watch, the Republican National Committee and an organization that supports candidates who are Jesus Christ wannabes.

Why is she checking the mail in the nude?

The letter was sent by Harry Truman.

How to make hell even worse 101.

tell ’em to go to…oh…wait a minute…

They want you to return to them the handbasket you arrived in.

That sounds odd, like “the Department of Canada.”

There are no stamps ’cause the d@mn thing never Styx.

Is she naked?