Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 17, 2023

There are plenty of bad dogs.

All dogs go to heaven.

Dogs that will wind up there will be Spike and Tike from Tom & Jerry, Hector from Looney Tunes, The brown dog and Rudy from Garfield & Friends and any other dogs who were mean to cats.

Want dogs? Get a fireplug.

The devil you says. This is presposterous. What about dogs who has brutally kills poor defenseless childrens even when unprovoked?

Bet the cat section is busier.

Where’s Cujo?

I like the idea of wearing a watch in hell.

There are no squirrels there, either. (They’re sent to dog heaven.)

Devil dogs??

On the other hand, the section for bad dog owners is overflowing.

Maybe your baby was dragged off and eaten by a dingo.

Michael Vick’s afterlife job.

That part of hell isn’t really for the dogs.

Well,,,,,,,,maybe not Commander.

As it should be!

Chihuahuas and yorkies have their own hell. In Cat Heaven.

Yeah!

Yes! I saved a Marmaduke clip where Marm was at the steps of a church in front of a pastor who reassured him that all dogs go to heaven! I totally agree!

They forgot about beagles and dalmations

I expect little yap dogs to have full employment in Hell.

A slow day

They’re waiting around, just sin case.

I thought dogs with spots go there. I keep hearing religious types talk about about hellfire and dalmatians.

You don’t REALLY get to heaven by being good, but that aside, some dogs would not make it.

Then hellhounds aren’t a thing?

My dog is the best dogYour dog is the best dog,EVERY dog is the best dog!

And you’re not gonna find any snakes down there either.

Who’s a good boy?

Cerberus?

Dogs must have the greatest pr agents in the world