Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 31, 2023

“Tusk, tusk …”

One guy who made a fortune in the stock market was asked what his secret was and replied “You’ve got to get out the day BEFORE the market crashes.”

“It’s a mammoth market out there.”

He was aiming for the eye

Huh, clearly not a Bull or (Wiley) Bear market today!

T’is a wily hunter who can trick game into bringing itself to the cave.

So This is CNN?

This Just In: “The United Ivory Workers (UIW) are still striking. There are still several Clovis Points to remove from contention.”

Happy Halloween to all.

I’m mad as h3ll and I’m not going to take it anymore

If he’s into the commodities market, he might want to give up on mammoths and try sticking to pork bellies.

Feet off the ground… stocks are RISING…

Bull market? Bear market? Elephant in the market?

If that was the introduction for modern market news, not only would I watch, it would probably be far more relevant to normal people.

Those hunters couldn’t hit the broad side of a mammoth

This stock BIG!

CNN has been around far longer then I realized.

Go back to gathering, you are a lousy hunter!

Vegetarian is Neanderthal for the meaning of lousy hunter.

Elon Tusk is up 5 points.

hey wait a minute now. they got the spears to actually penetrate the tusks! That’s impressive. now they just need to work on their aim

Fox

The Mammoth Cycle is cratering … but the ground sloth belly futures are looking good …

The guy on the right in the cave looks a bit like Nixon, down to the five o’clock shadow.

At least it isn’t a bear market.

Now John with his in-depth report. " When to you investors out there I am happy to report it is not a Bear MARKET and not a Bull Market but a mammoth market".

The Tusk is a lot harder to hit than anything that would have actually helped bag the target. Those who did it on purpose should be out of the market. And the gene pool.

Bloomberg Surveillance, the early years.

“We go hungry tonight. Upside: fewer of us to feed tomorrow.”

The price of mastodon meat and ivory is up

Ha! Stick around for the weather report, right after a word from our sponsor.

With a whole Mammoth to shoot at he hit the tusks??!! Wait’ll they start building barns …

Arrows into tusks??