Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 20, 2023

Phoebe is definitely NOT evil!

Racism is evil, but I don’t think these two could pull that off.

They aren’t very good at being evil.

They sure couldn’t talk Phoebe into being evil.

I like how Phoebe is so used to magical creatures now it’s like no big deal to her when weird, tiny evil things appear.

This must be the kind of stuff God has to figure out every day.

I think Phoebe won. I’m still figuring out what happened.

Oh, Phoebe. That was evil of you!

Phoebe, you are a genius well done!

Quick! Find the evil paracetamols!

Wow this gets my brain in knots so a kid wouldn’t be able to fully decipher it.

I’ll tell you what really feels evil is when you’re a kid and you try to do a good thing but you’re so innocent that you end up doing something very stupid and wrong because you don’t see the possible consequences of taking something into your own hands or how other people might interpret your actions and you get blamed for something that you never would do.

It’s a good day when you stop and think about something that might possibly be evil, rather than rushing into it.

Conspiracy to commit evil is evil. Think of it this way, if you think of a way to overthrow the government but fail, you are still evil.

Alright, bye then.

My head hurts too.

The rules for moral irony are pretty simple.

If you are evil, anything you do will be evil.

If you think you are evil, it is likely you are not.

If you think you are not evil, then it is likely that you are.

Bertrand Russell, call your office…

This is why I try to do as little as possible.

Evils that small should be stepped on by your least favorite pair of boots…….

Here I expected that in the last panel, they’d be delighted at the confusion they were causing.

PHEW!!!

After dealing with Marigold on a regular basis, evil beings in training are low hanging fruit for Phoebe as far as logic is concerned.

This is basically an entire philosophy course, boiled down to four panels.

Midnight In The Garden of Good And Phoebe.

I’ll just go with liking the last line Phoebe says…

They do say the brain is like a muscle. Like exercising, thinking can be a little painful at first. But if you stretch it a little and ease into it you might find the effects positive and even enjoyable eventually.

Totally agree, young lady!

Sounds to me like Phoebe has been paying attention to her Dad’s Nick Lowe records. She understands one would have to be cruel to be kind.