Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 16, 2023

Shortly, Ron will be wondering why the bathtub is filled with ice.

Their tube steak and kidney pie was to die for.

Enjoy your dance, Ron, because her sister will soon be cutting in. With a scalpel.

It was still the best date Jackie ever had!

And they stole his heart. He would have been sanguine about it — but they exsanginated him, too, of course.

Gruesome punchline but thanks for the laugh, John.

Little head thinking often leads to disaster.

Both Kidneys? In that case, Ron will be beyond caring about his cash, credit cards, clothes, or indeed his kidneys. And unless there is an afterlife, he won’t even remember the Bilger sisters. Or anything else for that matter.

Good morning Last Kiss denizens. Stay safe and healthy my friends.

Original artwork commenter Fine Jams and Jellies focused my attention on the Bilger Sisters; they do look like they’re both naked.

He better watch his back….Kidneys? ☹️

HA! It seems too good to be true, you’re only fooling yourself.

In the 50’s, it was Standard Operating Procedure at the Rainbow Room Bar to switch to “gender normal” dance partners when the cops tried to bust the place. (Worked every time.)

I tried to get a date with two sisters once but the monsignor told to stop harassing the nuns…

Two Sisters. Could be a franchise?

Yes, these two were a real cutup, as Bobs about to find out.

Oh, he bought kidney at the butcher shop?

(He asked, pretending cluelessness.)

Trading a couple of body body parts for a couple of others

The gals were organleggers. Interesting in a scary way.

Wasn’t this in the Tales from the Crypt comic?

He thought he was on a roll, when really he was about to get rolled.

He had a good night with the sisters, even if the was the last one.