Pickles by Brian Crane for October 25, 2023

Talk about ’hair of the dog"…

Earl could say “That’s not the dog’s hair. You are turning into a werewolf.”

Fur heaven’s sake!

“Did you look at the tub to see if it was clean before you got in?”

Just take a shower.

WAit util she discovers what he did to her blouse. He really will be in the dog house.

Opal, how about you calm down, take a shower and use the dogs shampoo. I promise you’ll feel like such a good grrl. XD

ROFLMAO

Earl, should ash his head after bathing Roscoe

Oh jeez

No reason…

For me it’s the cat, I pick her up and get loaded with her hair!

Very good one laughed out loud!

Looks like Roscoe is getting a roomate…..

Earl you need to hose her off in the back yard..

Oh, no reason.

It’s a good look on you, Opal. Definitely an improvement. Very shiny coat, indeed!

What’s the problem? She’s a female dog, isn’t she?

Let’s see…burning her shirt yesterday and now leaving Roscoe’s hair in the bathtub…Not the best of weeks for you, Earl!

DO NOT SAY, “Eek! It’s Sasquatch! Where’s my camera?”

I have to say, if she got in the tub full of dog hair, that is her fault.

That last panel should be, “You can think me later, sweetie!”

What’s wrong…?… I thought she ALWAYS looked like that ( LOL )

Everything is Earl’s fault.

Ugh, that’s terrible. Yuck!

I do look UP at the ceiling of the tub/shower however to see if there are any cockroaches.

Eww! Now I got the heebeejeebees

Opal, now maybe you will remember to rinse out the tub when you shave your legs.

We take our dogs to the self serve doggie wash. Not only does it solve problems such as this, the tubs are elevated so it saves your back and knees. The towels are theirs so you don’t have to worry about dog hair in the washer and dryer and best of all no dog hair clogs in the drain.

A pessimist cleans the tub before bathing. An optimist cleans the tub after. A realist cleans before and after.

are your arms painted on…oh and BTW, lift the toilet seat when you’re done…

She couldn’t see all the dog. Hajr in the tub if she blind

Earl! Why would you leave a dirty tub, especially with dog hair. Don’t you give a darn about cleaning it for the next time. Opal, don’t you notice these things before you bathe??? Idiots!

Is Opal not aware that it’s unethical to wear fur these days?

Mad as a wet dog and cat.

Tripped up over unimportant details.

I give Earl credit for washing the dog in the first place.

Why I take showers.

In my experience, if I don’t do it it doesn’t get done. I had a roommate who refused to wash her hands and who left her side of the kitchen unwashed. I would spray down everything, doorknobs, faucets, appliance handles, etc. and wipe them before using. It turns out, if I didn’t, I could’ve contracted and spread impetigo to everyone else. Also, the woman was a nurse!

Earl …… your on a roll …… scorched blouse yesterday and now this today ….. what’s planned for tomorrow …… :)

hands on the hips and cussing on the lips-akimbo

Roscoe looks so content, and “clean”.

Reason #629 why I don’t own a pet.