That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 16, 2023

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    Solstice*1947  about 1 year ago

    /// His old lab coat’s seen many adventures

    that have earned “Doc” some praise (and some censures).

    He once had apprenticed

    to Washington’s dentist,

    and ‘twas he carved those infamous dentures.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Franz realized that August was a very good vintage.

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    That’s a lot of Scotch. After that, he will be lucky if he remembers the way to the privy.

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    Rumpelstiltskin stopped off for a drink at the pub and got so plastered that he told all the patrons his plan, including his real name.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Herman wasn’t sure if it was just a little release of gas or if it was a shart.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    From the look on his face, Ralph knew he was one wine too deep…

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    Ubintold  about 1 year ago

    Something about “Redcoats”, that’s all I remember.

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  about 1 year ago

    What did I come in here for?

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    thebashfulone  about 1 year ago

    “No, really! It’s a great joke! If only I could remember the punch line.”

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    cdward  about 1 year ago

    It’s a new drinking game. Every time you see the coming by land, you take one shot. Every time you see them coming by sea, you take two. After a couple of shots, you’ll see twice as many, so you’ll need to take twice as many shots.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The first known use of the phrase “not by the hair of my chinny chin chin”.

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    Buzzworld  about 1 year ago

    “Now where did I put my Hat?”

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    jdculhane46  about 1 year ago

    Yes, I guess I am a sort of a Minuteman. About a minute after I finish my drink I’ll be heading to the men’s room.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Contemplating the charms of the serving wench, and wishing he was younger.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    See Thomas the blogger

    (A ne’er-do-well slogger)

    With a cold sore nip

    Twist the cup and his lip

    Stung by sour lager.

    .

    One good Schluck

    And you could tell by the look

    Of cringing sharp pain

    He’d forgotten again

    Such pain was no fluke.

    .

    Zaftig barmaid Gert,

    With whom he’d always flirt

    Took his expression awry

    As a disinterested guy

    Instead of one hurt.

    .

    And his bar mates made a bet

    How soon his drawers he’d wet.

    Sly Simon won the wager

    Of such matter being sager,

    Having this tableau often met.

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    At home poor Tom caught heck,

    His wife slapped him on the neck,

    Crying, “You think I am a shrew,

    But once again I knew

    You’d come back a sodden wreck!”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    “There Stands the Glass..” – Webb Pierce (“..it’s my first one today..)

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    “ This may be an Auslese, Herr Ober, but it’s no Spätlese !”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    It felt so naughty, wearing his wife’s stockings instead of his own.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    Herr Friedlander spends his days/

    In a dim alcoholic haze: /

    His sad, bleary gaze/

    All too clearly betrays/

    That he merely pretends to “appraise”..

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    Army Surgeon Ron “Rummy” Rasmussen debates having another glass of his grip tightener before a delicate operation.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 1 year ago

    I’ve had a lot of crowns and fillings and implants. I’m so glad I live in an age that knows how to numb you up during dental work!

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 1 year ago

    Wondering if he was supposed to tuck his shirt in.

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    Holden Awn  about 1 year ago

    Geez these pants pinch the He— out of the ole Bag o’ Goodies…

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    lagoulou  about 1 year ago

    Brain fog?

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    I left his contact information on the home PC.

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    Calvins Brother  about 1 year ago

    “Wait till ‘ol Ben finds out I attached a key to his kite. He’s in for a shock!”

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A good sip

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Friedrich Friedländer" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string guter, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly B5 paper size painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3204 (October 16, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by him have been used here, the January 16, 2023, strip being the prior.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I think I can get away without bringing the hat’s user manual.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    It’s too bad Suzanne Somers just passed away. This guy needs a Thighmaster desperately.

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 1 year ago

    With that smirk on his face brings to mind “He who smelt it, dealt it.”

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Hmmm, and that cute little girl next door…

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