Herman by Jim Unger for November 01, 2023

Don’t worry, it will ride up with wear

I purchased some pants online sized L, came and wouldn’t fit a skinny teenager. Complained and they said keep them free. I next purchased a pair from them sized 3XL, fit perfectly. bought another pair. I will give the 1st pair to charity, I’d love to see the reaction of the buyers!

If XXXL is your size, that is.

The Incredible Shrinking Man really started to suspect something was WRONG!

But it’s more stylish than his suit.

this is big and tall department, you need short and chunky

It’ll ride up with wear.

♫♪ He’s a little teapot short and stout ♪♫

As a tailor, his worst fault isn’t his fit, it’s his fashion sense. That suit, that suit …

His size is 86-short.

“Don’t worry, it will ride up with age.”

He should be the last person giving fashion advice.

If that’s his size, what do you call this style?

Sizing is getting to be onerous. Order 2 different pair both listed same waist. One fit ok. The other, I couldn’t get the ends within range of the other much less connected. Very strange but considering where one was mfg’ed, no surprise. Surely wish clothing companies — and others — would bring their production units home again.

Should’ve checked first, “Sir, do you dress on the left or the right?”.

[singing] Short people are just the same // As you and I // (A fool such as I) // All men are brothers // Until the day they die // (It’s a wonderful world)

“don’t worry—-it’ll ride up with wear!” Mr. Humphries—-are you being served

Perfect

He was hoping for a group discount. A couple more his size could fit in that jacket.

He was a big man in other people’s eyes.

“I suspect you already ran out of my size.”

He’ll need a full time tailor

One size fits none.

Don’t worry about the sleeves, they’ll ride up with wear!

you mean your size