Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 04, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They really appreciate the haircuts!

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    Botulism Bob  about 1 year ago

    Check out some of those photos of sheep that haven’t been shorn in years. It’s amazing how they can still get around.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Cuties.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    What do ewe call ewerselves?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    I saw a sheep once…no, wait, it was a hippopotamus.

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    And when the herd needs thinning, you don’t have to do anything.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    Ewe know it.

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    Sheer genius.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  about 1 year ago

    You are DAM right!

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What instrument do a pair of sheep play?

    A two-baa.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Where do sheep get their wool cut?

    The baa-baashop.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What music do sheep like?

    Lady Baa Baa and Ed Shearan.
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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What’s a sheep’s favorite car?

    A Lamborghini.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
    I.T. is one of the biggest sheep industries.

    There’s always a need for more RAM.

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    alien011  about 1 year ago

    Sheep are actually pretty clever. They’re one of the very few farm animals that can’t be kept in industrial mass production facilities.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  about 1 year ago

    Wait until they find out about the mint sauce !!!!

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 year ago

    And they are not sheepish about ramming it down our throats…..

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    jagedlo  about 1 year ago

    And don’t forget about those guys who go around protecting you from the vicious animals out there…

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Why did the lambs get in trouble? It was pasture their bedtime.

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    Yeah til it’s time for the master to eat….

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    Prawnclaw  about 1 year ago

    One thing sheep are not is stupid!

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    steveconkey2003  about 1 year ago

    Just vote my way and all will be good.

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    kaycstamper  about 1 year ago

    Yep, and they call my dog a service dog but I take him on walks, to play dates, feed him, give him treats, basically LIVE for him! :D

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    oh wool you please stop

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago

    … and then there’s two sheep passing gas in the night.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Or homeless Liberals.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Animals are right. They are the masters of humanity.

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    ewe know it!

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    walt1968pat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Domestic sheep are one the the dumbest animals the good LORD every made. If you don’t believe it try herding them sometime.

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    dadlivonia  about 1 year ago

    not to mention the glory of becoming mutton – so I won’t

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    Oooh, look at the lovely lamb chops.

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    blakerl  about 1 year ago

    Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame,

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And later today we will call you mutton.

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    will.pittenger1  about 1 year ago

    Wait till they find out they are on our menu.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    And fluffy companions.

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    Curiosity Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Mutton

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    PaulGoes  about 1 year ago

    Yum, lamb chops

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    Ukko wilko  about 1 year ago

    They also call you mutton and lamb chops.

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    rwballca  about 1 year ago

    I used to work with convicts and was jealous when we bussed them back to the prison at 3:30 PM and I worked 1 – 2 more hours. They had food, shelter, clothing, sunshine, and were paid $0.12/hour in 1969. I got over my jealousy when I finally headed home: to my wife and a home-cooked meal. For perspective, I made like $3.45/hr as a civil service worker.

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    Uncle Kenny  about 1 year ago

    My mother’s coworker and his wife bought a new house. To save money, they agreed to put in their own lawn. He hade a deal with a farmer to cut sod from his sheep pasture and hired me to roll and cut it. After that, we loaded it on a truck, took it to his new house, and laid the sod where the lawn would be. Then he turned on a sprinkler to wet it down.

    When the sod got wet, the smell of sheep excrement was released and became overwhelming. About that time, I took my pay and wnet home.

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    rockyridge1977  about 1 year ago

    Why did the ram have a wreck?Missed the ewe turn!

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