Kliban by B. Kliban for November 17, 2023

Perhaps she prefers lumberjacks.

She is not impressed by his hat-on. Her body language says explicitly, “This isn’t my first rodeo, clown. I’m keeping my legs crossed.” So instead, he rode his cock-horse to Ms Branbury who was not so Cross.

If he was expecting to ride secretariat, it’s pretty long odds.

Probably not the most effective pick up line.

“I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy

I see by your outfit that you’re a cowboy too.

We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys

If you had an outfit, you could be a cowboy too."

Really, ‘cowboy culture’ does seem to have been defined in the old song with the lines “I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow – never roped a steer ‘cause I don’t know how – and I sure ain’t fixin’ to start it now – Yippee iy Yo Ki Yayyy!”

Weirdest cowboy hat I ever saw.

“Yes. I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.”

A cowboy hat for all sessions.

“Well, people look at me and say,

‘Hurruh, hurruh, is that your hat?!’"

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=n0woy8L3F5s

Just say no, ma’am.

Given the way he holds his hobby horse I’d say he has had lots of practice.. alone.

We’ve had quite enough of “Cowboys” and their various “Codes” of late.

Not to mention the horse you came riding in on.

Role-playing gone wrong?

I have a hat like that and I’m not a cowgirl.

Send George Santos one of those hats.

She is just sitting there thinking “Why me? Why do they always come and talk to me?”

As was sometimes said of Junior Bush, “All hat and no cattle.”

Hey! park your “horse” outside, please!