Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for November 09, 2023

Given that you’re lacking an opposable thumb, I kind of doubt it.

Just bite it off. More fun that way.

Is he trying to tick her off?

[He soon might need to flea from this situation.]

Wait until he finds out it fastens in the front.

Oh those halcyon days of youth. If I tried that now, I’d get a muscle spasm.

The ones with triple hooks are the toughest; but don’t give up.

Probably not.

Like a spider, can he survive.

\\//_

Since Grimm and Attila used to communicate via thought bubbles, I think there’s a good chance that the poodle might understand Grimm’s thoughts and give him a good slap.

If he gets to third base, I wonder if they’ll do it doggy style.

Dogs should take a more Randy Newman approach: “You can leave your collar on.”

I was going to ask how he reaches the pedals, but given how stretchy his right arm is…

Grimm ……. “KEEP” both hands …. Oh, I mean Paws ……………. on the steering wheel ….. :)

Maybe not while you’re driving. Grimmy.

Could end up being a Grimm move.

Frisky strip, today.

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Why you sly dog, you!

Haha! (＾▽＾)