Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 03, 2023

Ginger and Brad.

“I want my ring back!”

“Me too.”

I like the part where you get to eat them.

Eh not so bad. In next scene they is gets eaten.

Do you know…the Muffin Man??

In the sequel, they reunite in the gut.

In the next scene, both of them will say “Where’s the rest of me?”.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles!

Then don’t see any more gingerbread cookie movies.

It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie. It’s only a movie. …

[Disclaimer: No actual Gingerbread men or women were actually broken up or consumed in the making of this movie.]

It’s a complex love story; it takes time to digest the subtleties.

This is so sweet. But that’s just my gut reaction.

Actually, for gingerbread cookies, breaking up is a snap!

These movies always have crummy endings.

♪ “You don’t bring me flours…” ♪

Always crummy when that happens.

Oh noooo Mr. Bill!!!!

Don’t worry, they’ll have one last tryst, but they won’t show it because it’s too spicy.