Strange Brew by John Deering for November 08, 2023

Another tragic case of someone cleaning his squid and it goes off.

Calamari make better appetizers than pets.

No.

Talk to the squid…

Ink-a-dink-a-dooooo

“The Arrival” alien baby’s first word.

So this is how The Inkspots chose the name of their band.

Splat. Hello.

So, is it a boy or a girl?

I wonder if Captain Ahab got his start this way?

We have a local fancy restaurant that serves squid ink striped pasta.

Gaffe of the week.

such a cute little squirt

Must be objecting to the pipe!

“She’s-a my pet. I call-a Mary.”

Bad cephalopod…..

He’s been humbled by a Humboldt.

Thoughts and prayers

“<- This end toward enemy”

Release the kraken!!!

Simply wonderful! Very funny! For those who can’t afford a squid, you can always try to fix your inkjet printer.

Apparently squid don’t have safeties.

Cephalopods are practical jokers. Octopuses in lab tanks enjoy shooting water jets at humans. Some have preferred humans for this.

In other words, this guy never keeps pets longer than a week, because they annoy him?

Next step: hot calamari comin’ up!

I don’t even want to know.

Note. They are very hard to housebreak.