If all they’re going to do is think and pray, they should give up their seat for someone who might actually try to solve. Thinking and praying would be as helpful with them in the unemployment line.
The same people who complain the most about Big Government are the same ones who expect the public schools to teach their kids manners and hygiene, and to have 911 show up in thirty seconds or less.
“K” in Franz Kafka’s ijustmadeitup first-draft of “The Trial” finally gets past the Gate Keeper Before the Law — and makes an additional frustrating discovery. The less depressing final version:
A huge tax on ammunition might slow down some of the mass murderers. Something on the order of $10 per round, and keep adjusting it so it tracks the cost of living index.
Mislabeled. That should be Office of Useless Republican Politicians. (FEMA has it’s problems, but they sure are busy- esp in republican lead states after disasters.)
“We the people” does not mean individual people but people of the US as a whole. Likewise, “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms” is not talking about individuals (although it’s been interpreted to be a possible meaning) – it means our government has a right to have a standing army/militia. If we can vote in people who can stand up to the whole mis-definition of the ‘right of individuals to own guns’, we’ll finally have a chance to stop the mass shootings.
Thoughts and prayers will NOT prevent the return of the Orange Insurrectionist. Only the actions of those who value our democracy can save the country from the disease that is Trumpism. The country united to defeat COVID-19 and now we must unite again to defeat Trump-2024.
More congresspeople are touring Marjorie Douglas High School today to demonstrate that they are serious about addressing the issue of school shootings.They are not serious.
what do you expect from a “vapid is as vapid does” teats-n-leeches on a boar guvmint who’s primary/sole goal in life is self-preservation of a guaranteed paycheck and pension…
We have plenty of Gun Laws on the books. Chicago, for example, has some of the toughest gun laws. They seem to be working really well there. Criminals and other bad people will be the only persons with guns. How good is that going to work? It’s NOT the gun it’s the person! Enforce the laws we have. No more slaps on the wrist for violators.
braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago
Republican concept of gun violence solution.
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago
What about the “This is not the time” table?
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 year ago
I don’t pay any taxes.
keenanthelibrarian about 1 year ago
Oh, our thoughts and prayers are with the poor sod who just walked in; and we don’t even know what he’s there for …
HidariMak about 1 year ago
If all they’re going to do is think and pray, they should give up their seat for someone who might actually try to solve. Thinking and praying would be as helpful with them in the unemployment line.
dadoctah about 1 year ago
More like “your tax dollars at play”.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 year ago
The results are to die for!
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Except they are “working from home” now.
cdward about 1 year ago
In the House, this is not a problem; it’s a feature. Their whole goal is to grind all governmental work to a halt.
Doug K about 1 year ago
No real work, help, or results, …
but “Our thoughts and prayers are with you.”
Farside99 about 1 year ago
We get paid no matter what your thoughts and prayers are (as if we give a sh!t).
3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago
…the worse part…
…they don’t even tell us their thoughts or prayers…
Differentname about 1 year ago
The same people who complain the most about Big Government are the same ones who expect the public schools to teach their kids manners and hygiene, and to have 911 show up in thirty seconds or less.
loudmouthbass about 1 year ago
missing the “think of the children” desk that both parties use when convenient
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Give ‘em a break. They’re doing the best they can’t!
Geophyzz about 1 year ago
These fellows need to be reminded of James 2:15-18.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“K” in Franz Kafka’s ijustmadeitup first-draft of “The Trial” finally gets past the Gate Keeper Before the Law — and makes an additional frustrating discovery. The less depressing final version:
https://www.goodreads.Com/quotes/7283960-before-the-law-stands-a-doorkeeper-on-guard-to-this
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
A huge tax on ammunition might slow down some of the mass murderers. Something on the order of $10 per round, and keep adjusting it so it tracks the cost of living index.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Used to be the Department of Obfuscation but no one knew what that meant.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mislabeled. That should be Office of Useless Republican Politicians. (FEMA has it’s problems, but they sure are busy- esp in republican lead states after disasters.)
Can't Sleep about 1 year ago
You’ve said it all, Wiley. No comment is needed.
Anon4242 about 1 year ago
“We the people” does not mean individual people but people of the US as a whole. Likewise, “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms” is not talking about individuals (although it’s been interpreted to be a possible meaning) – it means our government has a right to have a standing army/militia. If we can vote in people who can stand up to the whole mis-definition of the ‘right of individuals to own guns’, we’ll finally have a chance to stop the mass shootings.
steveconkey2003 about 1 year ago
Let’s all ignore that the vast majority of “mass murders” are committed by inner city democrats.
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
Maybe lots of prayers but little or no thought.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Better than going in and see the desk of Helen Waite.
For a Just and Peaceful World about 1 year ago
Thoughts and prayers will NOT prevent the return of the Orange Insurrectionist. Only the actions of those who value our democracy can save the country from the disease that is Trumpism. The country united to defeat COVID-19 and now we must unite again to defeat Trump-2024.
well-i-never about 1 year ago
There is no door like that anywhere. Even “Emergency” doesn’t mean you bust through the doors of an operating room in 15 seconds.
Skeptical Meg about 1 year ago
Thoughts and prayers are just GQP shorthand for “I think this will be good for my bottom line. I pray the NRA blood money comes my way!”
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
More congresspeople are touring Marjorie Douglas High School today to demonstrate that they are serious about addressing the issue of school shootings.They are not serious.
Drag0nr1der about 1 year ago
Ain’t this the truth!
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 year ago
guns, religion politics. everybody has an opinion. whatever your truth is, is NOT everyone else’s nor is the right one
jader3rd about 1 year ago
Only the Republican salaries.
phileaux about 1 year ago
If you don’t pray what do you say to people who could use "thoughts and prayers " statement?
Ji535m about 1 year ago
A sad and pathetic commentary!
dce about 1 year ago
Actually, it’s can’t fire Democrates
Will E. Makeit Premium Member about 1 year ago
what do you expect from a “vapid is as vapid does” teats-n-leeches on a boar guvmint who’s primary/sole goal in life is self-preservation of a guaranteed paycheck and pension…
Raging Moderate about 1 year ago
More like “Your Lobbist’s dollars at work”. More the shame is that so much good is stifled by a few silver coins.
EHT123 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love it! Unfortunately, that seems to be the state of things today.
Charlie Tuba about 1 year ago
Read the Bible. Thoughts a prayers are meaningless without action!
Holden Awn about 1 year ago
Where’s the Study Commission desk? Or more importantly, the DEI offices??
Kurtass about 1 year ago
Grifter’s offices wouldn’t be that barin.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Hold that thought.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Thoughts and prayers will have to do until FEMA and the National Guard roll in.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wow, sadly too true.
rugeirn about 1 year ago
The one guy isn’t thinking and the other guy isn’t praying.
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 1 year ago
As Stephen Colbert said, we can do thoughts and prayers ourselves—your job in Congress is to do something about it.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
I named my cats ‘thoughts and prayers’ because they are absolutely useless.
mindjob about 1 year ago
He forgot the “My Heart Goes Out” desk
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 year ago
No desk with “action” on it
theoldidahofox about 1 year ago
Useless sop.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
The relief is a disaster.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
Two people guaranteed lifetime employment thanks to a majority of our elected members of Congress.
Schneidley about 1 year ago
“Thoughts & Prayers”. If you’re doing one, you’re not doing the other.
EXCALABUR about 1 year ago
We have plenty of Gun Laws on the books. Chicago, for example, has some of the toughest gun laws. They seem to be working really well there. Criminals and other bad people will be the only persons with guns. How good is that going to work? It’s NOT the gun it’s the person! Enforce the laws we have. No more slaps on the wrist for violators.
eboosler Premium Member about 1 year ago
Thank you Wiley. Your genius continues on… Much love.
morgankhat about 1 year ago
I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading the all the BS above.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The NRA and the republitards after today’s gun massacre.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 year ago
More like “vapid response”
IDFP about 1 year ago
Red Flag laws help.
gmu328 about 1 year ago
Wow. Not often you see a political statement here, but it’s a good one.