The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 10, 2023

The cheese and the grater got into a scrape over nothing!!!

If it doesn’t recognize the grater, that cheese has holes in its head.

Oh, it’s supposed to be a police lineup. I thought it was a modern art exhibit.

Accuse not, unless yeast be accused

A few?? It’s FULL of holes!!!

It was Colonel Mustard with a zest grater. He is hiding out in the refer

You can’t say there isn’t a shred of evidence.

Another cheesy comic!

Even the ER reacted with cheddars and revulsion at the horrible avulsions. No Bones about it, the tissue was punctured repeatedly with a Swiss Army knife attachment.

I’d tell the cheese to scrape by. It’s for the grater good.

Grater love hath no cheese.

The story he told us is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

None of the suspects had anything to do with Swiss.

Suspect #1 is responsible for Jane Fondue.

Suspect #2 was involved in the Muenster Mash.

Suspect #3 is innocent. He’s just grate.

Suspect #4 is only guilty of making Cheez-Whirl.

Something stinks with this story….

So the cop doesn’t have a grate case.

Isn’t this all about who cut the cheese?

Those holes are due to the production of carbon dioxide during the process of becoming cheese. They have nothing to do with what happened with the grater. That cop is definitely victim shaming.

The cheese isn’t feeling Gouda after what happened to him

Hm. Me no like.

He certainly doesn’t appear blended

The story was not grate and the detective should rip it to shreds.

The nature of the injuries makes a grate deal of difference.

The cheese decided not to press charges for the grater good.

Apparently, the cheese stands alone.

They say that crime doesn’t pay, but it sure is grate sometimes.

Did you say holy cheese or hold the cheese

He fondue cause to arrest the grater.

We wonder who had a hand in this…

Again, the fault of carbon dioxide gas.

I’ve heard it said that the word “but” in a sentence cancels everything said before it.

Best shredder ever – Eddie Van Halen, RIP.

Oh, just grate.

there’s something about his story that just grates…

Colonel Mustard did it in the Kitchen with a grater.