Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 22, 2023

This is one of the reasons I don’t talk much when I’m with my young relatives. Also, I learn more.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

I think I’m going to go sit at the kids’ table.

My family would need a bigger table and more chairs to go downstairs.

They probably talk with food in their mouths.

What an excellent idea.

That’s what they call that table! My cousin and I have always wondered.

This should be a given in any family event. Separate yourselves from the grumbly’s!

I do have a table in my basement.

They can still cause trouble in the basement, such as turning off heat, water, electricity, etc. It’ll be safer if you put them at a picnic table outside (especially effective if it’s cold and snowing).

Love it!!

T minus one

I think I’d call it the “political discussion” table.

aka The Introverts’ Table. No need to interact, good food on the table, football on TV, nonsense speakers offering entertainment during the commercials. There’s no better seat in the house!

We just don’t invite those people.

Why a table to not hear nonsense?

2016 Christmas; one family member got up and said “No one is to talk politics this year. Trump is the worst president we could have.”

I wish we had such a table for him. I do not care how you feel about Trump but saying not to talk about politics right before you bring up politics is just bad form.

LOL funny!

Yes, please!

I’m the one they’d send to the basement in my family. Maybe I should go ahead and clear a spot today.

It’s a thought.

That would help

Ha-ha, MAGA in the basement!

If only…..LMAO☺️☺️☺️

Unfortunately, one person’s sage advice and cogent analysis is another’s nonsense. Best wishes for everyone to survive dinner with the turkeys…um…

Hilarious on multiple levels!

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. God bless you as you put up with “those individuals” at your Thanksgiving table. Some of them are, of course, also putting up with you. Humans!

I’m already in the basement! Alone!

Not shown: pets’ table in kitchen

The M A G A nonesence will try to ruin every think we are thankful for.

They’re reading Biden’s anti-MAGA Thanksgiving fiction flyer