The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 21, 2023

Oh no, then he’ll look like a Kardashian.(is it true that Kardashian is a Farsi word for hippo butt?)

♫ I like big bundts and I can not lie / You other bakers can’t deny ♫

Yosemite Sam: “Ma biscuits’er burnin’!”

♫♫ Fat bottomed rolls you make the baking world go round ♫♫

Wait until they fall.

“Got anything for a limp baguette?”

Junk in the trunk, or yeast in the Bundt. Baby got back.

You are the wind between my cheeks…

Dough!

Then he’ll be able to make that exercise video. “Buns of Yeast”

Building up his assets!

Or we could try Butt-ox injections.

(The after picture sure doesn’t look like Bundts)

He kneads to start working out instead of loafing around the house

Poppinfresh doesn’t knead this. It just kneads a little massage therapy.

The after picture is a bit much. Looks like he’s about to fall over backward, and forget sitting in a normal chair/seat!

We’ll pinch a litttle here and pat a little there. Just don’t get ‘baked’ and stumble into the kitchen.

NOOOOooooooo!

Do people really want this? Enough to pay for surgery? Ew.

Do guys do this? Or are you just afraid that his girlfriend Poppy isn’t as well known?

BA-DONK

Now, do you have fanny questions?

He’ll have a glutenous maximus.

kinda saggy, tho…don’tchya think??

Rear view of Oliver Hardy.

My mother called my baby daughter’s rear-end “biscuits” butt.

Who ya gonna call? “tush busters”…

This is how to bake Parker House rolls.

Certain ladies will go wild.

That reminds me of a big-@ss crumby series…..oh yeah….kardashians

m-HM-hm

That kind of work will cost him a lot of dough.

more cheeky humor…

Not a big fan. Pun intended.

So many puns…oh the humanity!