Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 27, 2023

Do like he does……own a liquor store.

Whatever Liquid anesthetic she buys, better buy Lots. His campaign started Jan 6, 2020.

190 proof Everclear.

A frontal lobotomy? No, wait. That’s what his followers have already done!

Carefully following the economic and world news since the current bumbling idiot (well actually his handlers) took over.

Case lot sale!

An old New Yorker cartoon: Two guys are in a bar, one guy says, “I think we should try the next four years with no president.”

I would go with celebrating with champaign.

I would recommend Everclear, use orange or other fruit juice to taste. However, if you are in a state where it is legal, some primo weed will do the trick, without the hangover and damage to the liver.

Sedation.

Make it 2, I’ll need the same

I’d recommend chiding the 74,000,000 people who lack standards.

Buttercup is the worst possibility for the continuation of America’s present status among the world powers. But, he is not alone in that. The list of candidates reads like trying to choose the least rotten of the fruit in a bin. Gonna be a long, trying, disgusting year, with little to show at the end of it except greater chaos.

All of it.

Record everything on TV for the next 11 months. Fast forward through the political ads. READ articles from both sides, skip the videos. Concentrate on the content and what they are NOT saying. Use your mind, not your gut.

Barbituates with a scotch chaser

How about a nice manure spreader?

You’ll need some major pharmaceuticals for that.

Whatever it is, you’ll need lots of it.

The upcoming campaign looks like I need a drink.

Voter turnout in the US, much like in Canada is very poor. It does not matter who one votes for as there are no winners in this game.

Stop reading comments on social media.

I’ll want whatever drugs the people who voted for him use.

Arsenic ?

Wrong store, Lady, the gun shop is next door…

How about the presidential campaign in general? The choices are terrible.

I’m thinking more along the idea of THC edibles….

Less damage to the liver and brain. When used in quantities that will actually HELP with the level of anxiety caused by Dumba$$ Don the Treason Weasel being ALLOWED to run, alcochol is pretty much guaranteed to damage my organs!

Nothing like what you’ll need if he wins! Passport, plane tickets, and as if any other country would take us…

Prices a way up. I should have stocked up last month.

Democracy

I’ll take one of everything, please…

You need a barrel of Tylenol with codeine…just for the first week of his psychotic rants.

I was going to suggest, “Whatever would induce a 4-year Coma,” but, what kind of Health Care will we have by then?

lol. Same thing that will get you through a Biden campaign. They both suck

Tullamore Dew is pretty good.

Half what you need to get through the lefty program