B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 21, 2023

Or portal-to-portal salesman?

“VERY WEIRD!!”

Yes. Yes, it does.

Homes made from giant turtle shells from long-extinct dinosaur-size turtles that existed millions of years before the B.C. crew? Looks more like native huts than caves. ;-)

What is he selling?

What about “door-to-hole” salesman? :)

Going to leave that one….

Not touching this one….

Too bad this is based in B.C. If he was a modernized telemarketer he could become super rich in no time. There would be no “holes” barred to him when the people’s caves have no doors, and he could quickly sell his “whole works” in no time!

A Velcro salesman knocked on my door and said I should be using Velcro to tie my stuff down. I told him I would rather knot.

We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn’t leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, “Man, that guy was bugging!”

A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin.

“Nah, that’s the last thing I’ll need”

My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman.

He never once was able to get one door to buy another.

I left my job as a door to door salesman

I got fed up dealing with knobs.

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: “Can I see your dad?”

Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.”

Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?”

Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.”

Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?”

Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.

“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.

“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past.

The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home!?”

The kid replied, “She is; but this isn’t where I live.”

A job so easy a cave man could do it.

I knew a guy named Rabbit, I asked where he got his nickname from, in the Navy he was quite the ladies man and had a lot of women, he would go from hole to hole, hence the nickname Rabbit.

Hole to Hole salesman, that is what they call the pharmaceutical representative that visits the Ear-Nose and Throat physicians and the person that sells the 18 flags to the golf courses. Lets not even talk about the cemetery headstone salesmen! I am sure there will be MORE comments but remember that kids read this.

I have a friend who would like to be a Dewar to Dewar salesman… and customer.

He’s selling doors!

Colonoscopies – R – Us

Talk about ‘taking the low road.’ Today’s comments are riding the shoulder.

Well I think that Door to Door salesman should be selling Doors! Especially with that Weird Midnight Skulker running around.

Can’t be much…….that small case……maybe a lab top…..not!!!!!!!

Sewer cover salesmen go hole to hole

Frat boys have have a lock on the “Hole-to-Hole Salesmen” market.

He should meet the door-to-door salesman selling back-to-back tape for wall-to-wall carpeting in Walla Walla, WA.

Must be he’s never been the Shire.

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It depends on what you’re selling!

IF it was B.C. who sold, he could call it BC2C-salesman.

For you not into marketing, B and C, fx B2B, B2C stands for business and consumer. C can also be cave…

One needs a good flashlight … many have a large bundle of pointy sticks just inside.

Some door-to-door salesmen do have a certain reputation. I knew a guy that worked for the phone company, and he had some interesting stories to tell.

Definitely agree.