Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 24, 2023

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    I Mad Am I  11 months ago

    Something for most of us to Look Forward To. Doesn’t it sound nice? Yes… I expect people will want to scream at me!

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    Botulism Bob  11 months ago

    Fortunately it was not in a crowded theater.

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    Liam G.P  11 months ago

    You know, at least he didn’t prank you that there is a fire. He was just cold!

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    Not much to burn in the cell except the Spook himself (with all that hair). Curious how he managed to set himself on fire.

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    For a minute I thought the Spook was finally facing the firing squad.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    And then, for no reason, he threw this bucket of water on me!

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    preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago

    The Xmas suggestion that being bad would just earn you a lump of coal would’ve been a great gift for those freezing in the winter.

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    “or at least someone turn off nature’s AC unit!”

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    A bed……some hot food…….water………

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    rshive  11 months ago

    Could be worse, Spook. They could make you shovel the snow.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 11 months ago

    I have been hungry enough that when life literally handed me a lemon, my first thought was “Fresh Fruit!” Fire is the best thing about winter.

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    Or a closable window. It’s been freezing for a while, now.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 11 months ago

    Fires are a yes/no proposition. Nice to sit in front of, no to having a hole in your wall that you have to clean. Digital fireplace?

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    You might just be getting a bucket of cold water very soon…

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    will.pittenger1  11 months ago

    I figure Turnkey tossed that water onto Spook. Then Spook will know what needing heat means.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    He just wants something to heat.

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    tghllama  11 months ago

    Give a man a fire, and he’s warm today. Set him on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life. — Lord Vetinari (Patrician of Ankh-Morpork — Pratchett’s Discworld series)

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    Ready! Aim! FIRE!

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