Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 18, 2024

So, the bench was dry, and only the sign has wet paint.

Is Sluggo illiterate??

It seems to me that, in order for something like that to happen, the ONLY wet paint on the bench would HAVE to have been the lettering on the sign!

What was wet, the seat or the sign?

So, “Wet Paint” referred to the sign, and not the bench….

At least its not (KICK ME)

wouldnt the bench be wet, and not the sign?

It’s funny to watch people. Put up a sign that says: “Wet Paint, Don’t Touch!” and someone will touch it.

so, only the sign is wet????

The first Klingon vocabulary.

“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.” George Carlin

Sluggo is not illiterate. He just doesn’t know how to read.

Why is it if someone is told the sun is 93 million miles away, they’ll believe it, but if they see a sign saying “Wet Paint” that have to touch it ?

They must be in Russia. The N’s and P’s are backwards. By the way, mind your backwards N’s and P’s in Russia or you might find yourself in Ukraine with a rusty rifle… and with a half century old clip of ammo.

The wet paint sign has wet paint, not the park bench? My head is spinning! We’ve reached wetpaintception!

That would make for a fun novelty t shirt

That’s Lithuanian for you really messed up this time guy.

Poor sluggo sat on a bench with a wet paint sign

It would seem silly to make a wet paint sign that’s wet.