That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 15, 2023

/// Giovanni engaged in Flirtation

with two women not quite of his station.

His knobbed staff, long and wide,

has bees buzzing inside,

which produces a pleasant vibration.

The dog kept waiting for the signal to bite the jerk’s ankle.

Well, hello ladies! My name is Shaft, Peter Shaft!

“You notice how sharp my stick it. Don’t worry, I’ve learned not to take it to bed with me.”

Wanna see my dear stalking style ? This is it.

His conversation is nimble/

And his cane is a fine phallic symbol/

And somehow or other/

He has dazzled her mother/

But his scrotum’s the size of a thimble..

Have you got lube for that thing?

Dan was proud of his ball handle stick

The ladies thought it was rather slick

They usually perceived the innuendo

If not, an inscription on the very end, oh

Made it so clear what was the trick.

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Flip up the tip with his thumb thus so

A switch was turned on for a battery d!ldo

A vibrating steel end was the love toy

That the willing girls could all enjoy

Among the trollops of wild Soho.

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Dan was considerate, not a cad —

His intention was anything but bad

With each cane head electric quiver

And multiple org@sms were had.

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Dan enjoyed his pastime — he did, by admission —

His duty to give pleasure his commission

Thus the pleasure he enabled

Made him a man who was fabled

As “Steely Dan” — the man with a Mission!

How do you like my staff, ladies?

Richard somehow thought doing his “I’m a little tea pot” song and dance was going to impress the ladies. It didn’t, and they still called him Dick.

Jane and Mayme raising Cain’s mighty cane.

Early concept art for Ruby Rod from The Fifth Element.

The girls giggled at his naughty limerick about their flowers, especially the “pluck them both” part.

“No, my fair ladies, I am not trying to overcompensate. I’m giving you an accurate representation.”

This? Why its a support I use when I pee.

If this is phallic portraiture, then what’s going on with the woman on the right?

When a vain swain with a cane pursues a plain Jane, the probable prospect is pain.

Oh my goodness Esther, look at his big, long….white socks! SWOON

Sometimes a stick is just a stick.

“Hey ladies, my eyes are up here.”

cane for scale

“No need for fear. My large knobby cane is the comfort of women everywhere.”

“Now that I’ve pulled the stick out of your mothers a$$, do you think maybe now she’d let us go on a date?”

“I’m the Drum Major for the Continental Army Band.”

Hi Stick Boy!

“He says he wants to deflower us, Jane…is that good?”

“Again, what is it with you ladies? Do I have a lisp? I said ‘Pluck’!”

Flirtation: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Straw hats in art" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Flirtation, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3222 (November 14, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the November 7, 2023, strip being the prior.

why yes ladies it is almost as big as my walking stick, whana see?

Either of you beautiful ladies like to learn to play the, ummm, flute?

“Throw the stick! Throw the stick! Throw the stick! C’mon man, throw the stick!”

The knob on that stick seems to be rather worn.

the ladies are so pleased to hear that today is 2 for 1 day…

“Ladies, this cane is not the only thing I can diddle!”

“White socks? What brings you here to Boston?”