One winter a bunch of us guys hiked up a mountain and built a snow cave to spend the night. We each had a cubby in the snow cave to sleep in. Kind of like a catacomb. During the night one guy got claustrophobic and freaked out. I thought a bear was outside.
Three men found the genie’s lamp at the same time, so each got only one wish. The Oklahoman wished for a large ranch with rich soil, so that he could be a happy and successful farmer. The Texan wished for a impenetrable wall, as high as the highest building in the state, to keep out unwanted people. The Coloradan wished that the genie would feel that with water.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
It works!
codycab 11 months ago
Gee if only we knew how to break down that snow fort…
Richard S Russell Premium Member 11 months ago
The origin of the phrase “The best defense is a good offense.”
snsurone76 11 months ago
Looks like Calvin got in over his head, LOL!
STEPUP 11 months ago
A year later searchers find a small skeleton, mittens, and a wool cap!!
rekam Premium Member 11 months ago
Gotta remember to think things through before doing something you’ll regret.
BigDaveGlass 11 months ago
Not so much a fort as a pit…….
cracker65 11 months ago
Hilarious
Imagine 11 months ago
Escape-proof, too.
orinoco womble 11 months ago
The Introvert’s Dilemma.
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
Don’t worry, in just a few months it will be spring.
Purple People Eater 11 months ago
At least he’s safe from any attack.
Zykoic 11 months ago
One winter a bunch of us guys hiked up a mountain and built a snow cave to spend the night. We each had a cubby in the snow cave to sleep in. Kind of like a catacomb. During the night one guy got claustrophobic and freaked out. I thought a bear was outside.
minty_Joe 11 months ago
I think Calvin has just stumbled upon the world of Pink Floyd.
French Persons Premium Member 11 months ago
Ah, see the results of self-imposed siege warfare.
CastletonSnob 11 months ago
Why doesn’t he just break through the wall? It’s just snow.
sandpiper 11 months ago
Cal is a linear thinker – one step at a time without assessing the possibilities for the succeeding steps.
MacII 11 months ago
A problem the inventors of the Broch likely also faced.
mckeonfuneralhomebx 11 months ago
He learned that from Ray Barone. Maybe Suzie will come by and help.
jagedlo 11 months ago
now you have to hope that Hobbes rescues you!
nsr60 11 months ago
A fortress becomes a prison. There’s a lesson in here.
SquidGamerGal 11 months ago
At least he didn’t build it like Squidward did!
dflak 11 months ago
“Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can’t get out.” – Murphy’s Laws of Combat
TommyEfreeti 11 months ago
Calv seems to have snowed himself into a proverbial corner, so to speak. Next time – steps first!
flemmingo 11 months ago
It’s like painting yourself into a corner!
'IndyMan' 11 months ago
Nobody can get at you, Calvin, but then again, you can’t get at anybody……either ! ! !!
Just-me 11 months ago
That should keep him out of mischief for a little bit.
tcumming 11 months ago
Where is the flush handle?
ladykat 11 months ago
Oh, good one, Calvin!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 months ago
I’ve known a lot of people like that.
ekw555 11 months ago
now his enemies can just lob snowballs into the fort, mortar fashion.
Local 574 Premium Member 11 months ago
Reminds me of the government lockdowns, mandates, and heavily-promoted panic. We’re still isolated in that hole.
Brilliant_Birdie 11 months ago
I guess the fort was a little TOO amazing.
pixiekitten Premium Member 11 months ago
When in doubt call for mom. Moms always help. :)
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
Watterson could have increased the “laugh” factor a bit by showing a smirking Hobbes on the outside.
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
Guess it didn’t come with instructions.
old_geek 11 months ago
One would think the fort was designed by committee…
mjkaswan Premium Member 11 months ago
What a perfect metaphor for our times.
The Wolf In Your Midst 11 months ago
Snow walls do not a prison make, but they don’t always help.
ajr58(1) 11 months ago
Three men found the genie’s lamp at the same time, so each got only one wish. The Oklahoman wished for a large ranch with rich soil, so that he could be a happy and successful farmer. The Texan wished for a impenetrable wall, as high as the highest building in the state, to keep out unwanted people. The Coloradan wished that the genie would feel that with water.
Cozmik Cowboy 11 months ago
♪ “Barbed wire, it’s just a sin/It’ll fence you out but it’ll also fence me in”♫
Artie Traum
g04922 11 months ago
LOL… I bet Hobbes was involved with the design. Now he can get his cat nap for today.
mindjob 11 months ago
Good thing Calvin never had to fight in the trenches of WW1
c001 11 months ago
“…stop digging…”
rugeirn 11 months ago
The strip makes me think of certain periods of history. Japan before Meiji. Russia and China for most of their history. Easter Island.
braindead Premium Member 11 months ago
The Disciples will not understand this cartoon.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
A lesson about isolationism, I guess.
Bilan 11 months ago
The marshal will have a word with you about the lack of fire escapes.
What if the fort caught fire?
dimndno 11 months ago
Soon to be prisoner of the snow goons!
wiley207 11 months ago
Heh, pretty funny, but not as funny as Calvin’s screaming for help in the May 2, 1995 strip…
thedogesl Premium Member 11 months ago
Might be a moral in there somewhere. :-)
christelisbetty 11 months ago
Quick Lassie ! Calvin fell in the well!….er fort…
markkahler52 11 months ago
No, no, Calvin. You’re good right there….
KageKat 11 months ago
Didn’t Squidward try something like this?
Elijah Hicks 11 months ago
it might as well be the crater of the metor that killed off the dinosaurs (and calvin)
DKHenderson 11 months ago
Someone run out and sprinkle some water on it!
aussie399 Premium Member 8 months ago
This might work with the cancellers and professional offendees. As long as the walls are 10 kilometres high and 5 thick