Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 08, 2023

I guess she doesn’t like the name “Nick”

Biden?

Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix)

Joe Claus is the average man, he puts his pants on one leg at a time and likes to see his odometer go over 10,000 on his sleigh.

Well, maybe he wants to be called Joseph.

So what do ya know, Joe?

Strictly speaking, “Santa” is his title, not his first name. His first name is Nicolas or Kris, depending on whether you go by ancient or 20th century mythology.

Actually, only his reindeer get to call him Joe.

Jo Jo left his home in Tucson Arizona & moved to the North Pole? I doubt it!

I think this is the 1st one ever I got a genuine laugh from

Wow, Lucy. Calling Santa, Joe, is almost sacrilegious. It’s about like me calling Jesus, Jess or Josh. Although, from my standpoint, seeing that Jesus is both my Lord and my brother, as a child of God, maybe Josh isn’t such a bad name. But, where did Lucy get Joe from? Why not Nick?

Of course, it’s Joe to his closest friends. Just watch the documentary about how “Earnest saves Christmas” and you’ll know that Linus!

Joe Mama!!

And this is other reason why you have coal every year.

Especially with that thing that people do that changes “Santa” into “Satan”…

“Say it ain’t so Joe”

YO JOE! And knowing is 1/2 the battle…

Joe? Why not St. Nick?

So you go to a diner and order a cup of Santa?

And he doesn’t like “Nick” or “Kris” either?

I did not know that about Santa.

Joe is name he uses when he goes into town to drink with the guys or elves, whatever.

“And I base that on absolutely nothing.”

“hey Joe, where ya goin with bag o gifts in your hand?”

You’ve been spending too much time with Peppermint Patty, Lucy!! You’re thinking of Joe HANDEL (which wasn’t HIS name either!!!!)

One flew over Joe’s nest?

Even in 1976 PCness was running amok.

The Count thought his first name was Sanford… Sandy for short.

He does prefer Nick I do believe……

Santa should be for women, San for men

“His name’s Santa not Joe”“I didn’t think that looked right”

MAMA????

It’s true.

Thought his name was Nicholas.

His name is Victor, I mean Sieg, I mean Nicholas.

The name is "Kris"> EVERYBODY knows that!

How about Kris Kringle or Father Christmas?

But his name is Chris

The hate is still alive and well, even at Christmas.