Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 03, 2023

All the King’s bosses and all the King’s hit men.

Don’t come back with egg on yore faces

The rhyme doesn’t state Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

Hats off to Rose from Snug Harbor

Goo goo g’joob…

Humpty will be dumpty, very goon.

When they’re arrested and interrogated for the attack, they’ll crack!

Humpty Dumpty chips used to be the best. I haven’t seen them on the shelves in Ontario for years and years.

Omelette this one go!

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall to make up for a lousy summer

The mafia is everywhere………

All da King’s Horses are gonna need a taste. To look da other way.

They decided not to keep Humpty under lock and quiche.

Getting it together so he can’t be put together again …!

( together he sits, divided he falls … bang bang? nope )

Humpty Dumpty really cracks me up!

I wanted to find out what exactly one should do on “National Humpty Dumpty Day,” but I couldn’t find any references to “National Humpty Dumpty Day” on line, except at Urban Dictionary.

The definition there simply says, “December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai’s favourite game was Humpty Dumpty.” No clue who those people are or what the “game” is.

Most of the definitions that site provides for “Humpty Dumpty” are, shall we say, rather unsavory. So let’s just decide that this day means what you want it to mean, no more and no less.

We can do this the easy-over way, or the hard-boiled way.

One way ticket to Vegas…

Then make like an egg, and beat it!

An’ all da king’s hawsez an’ all da king’s men….