Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2023

It’s an improvement over his original sign: “Pay for my advice—I’m better than you.”

The low self-esteemed will line up.

Much better.

And at no cost? How about 5 cents?

I was expecting to see Pig in the last panel.

Rat knows enough not to spell it “Loosers”.

Didn’t list the price, I’m interested.

Grate Advise for Loosers. That will attract them!

Haven’t you ever felt like a loser who needed advice?

I need that advice. I have low self-esteem.

No use Rat. They will still goes to wise donkey on hill.

How about “Winning advice for losers”?

Know thy customer.

No one takes advice unless they want to, and there’s no point in repeating it, then it’s no longer advice, but nagging!

As the song goes “A better class of losers”!

It’s all about location. Rat should set up his stand outside Weight Watchers meetings.

How about “Does life thwart you at every turn and it’s always someone ELSE’S fault? Great advice here!”

Nobody will turn to you for advice.

That’ll do it.

Your Netflix, Amazon and SiriusXM subscriptions are not expiring and you did not win a mega tool box from Home Depot so don’t click the link.

Stupendous advice for losers would work better.

Okay , Rat what advice do you have for me?

If you really want to attract “Loser”, you say something like “Free Covid Test”! Nailed it.

better… :L

Rat didn’t get it….but OH WELL!

It worked for Lucy Van Pelt. Charlie Brown would seek her advice.

Please continue this thread. I’d like to hear some of the advice. Asking for a friend.

Why not?

Well he is a barista. That and $5 will get you a coffee

For inflation it now needs to be $50.

The problem is that the biggest loser is the one who calls everyone else a loser.

Be interesting to hear what kind of advice Rat would give.

A round of drinks is included in every session

“Good advice, good advice,

Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price!"

—Allan Sherman (R.I.P.)

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And I had to take the Dale Carnegie Course.

If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.

Kick it up a notch I always say….

Whatta rat!

I THINK HES ONTO SOMETHING HERE

My advice to losers: If you do the same thing over and over and expect different results, you’re crazy.

I should listen to my own advice

How about advice on not being a loser? Rat seems to think he knows all about that.

Rat might say he is “focussed”; others might say he has a one-track mind. Or some would call him evil.

But he’s Rat, and we love him….