In retirement I find out how hard my wife would work to keep the house clean. Now that she works full time outside of the home, I try, but she was wise to lower her expectations a bit.
Thanks, Mother Gargle. And with advice like that, I’ve earned the Dirtiest House on the Block Award. Any dirtier and I might get one of those cute little Condemnation For Pollution Notices. I’ve already received a notice for having a yard with too high weeds. It is strange though that other yards with higher weeds didn’t get notices. I guess I was just the lucky one.
Some people actually enjoy cleaning houses. I am not one of them, but I have hired someone who is. She and my dog adore each other. I can always leave when she is here and know my dog is very happy and safe.
If you want to see a pristine environment with no dust, just go right past my place, because you won’t see one here. I do clean once in awhile, but am not obsessive about it.
I agree, with Mother G…. My guests often remark about the “interesting patina” on my tables…. I tell them not to move anything as there will be a shiny spot underneath it. : )
Sounds like something Wilberforce MIGHT say. However, he really wouldn’t. Though I’m surprised that Ramona would say that to her daughter, unless in a jesting way of course. However, Ramona isn’t really known for her sense of humor. However, I’ll say it was a jest due to the Spirit of the Season……
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago
This time I agree with the old lady.
oldpine52 7 months ago
I guess that is one reason to let the old battle axe hang around so much, she makes everything else look better.
Little Caesar 7 months ago
The world is made of dirt.
Uncle Kenny 7 months ago
Never thought I’d agree with Mother Gargoyle.
Ahuehuete 7 months ago
It’s like a soap opera: it never ends!
Qiset 7 months ago
No one will notice until it’s not done.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago
Love Lady Gargle, she is a saint to me!
cracker65 7 months ago
The old bat is making sense.
GROG Premium Member 7 months ago
Sweeping her out of there would make the whole place a lot cleaner.
stillfickled Premium Member 7 months ago
Is that supposed to be a dust pan?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago
It’s like car repair. Fix one thing, another part breaks!
nosirrom 7 months ago
No wonder Gladys is complaining. All that cleaning is giving her dustpan hands.
FGWaiss 7 months ago
My sentiment exactly!
Jeff0811 7 months ago
In retirement I find out how hard my wife would work to keep the house clean. Now that she works full time outside of the home, I try, but she was wise to lower her expectations a bit.
pat sandy creator 7 months ago
she makes a good point…
bobpickett1 7 months ago
Never paint the ceiling in the bath room. The next thing you know you will be doing the whole house.
ChukLitl Premium Member 7 months ago
Mamma said it’s a job that no one notices you did, but every notices if you didn’t.
russef 7 months ago
Whatever you do, DON’T CLEAN THE GARGOYLES!!!!!
dbrucepm 7 months ago
lazy person logic
WaitingMan 7 months ago
I knew it was time to get out the broom when my hardwood floors started to look like shag carpeting.
mommavamp 7 months ago
The thing about dust is if you leave it alone, it develops a lovely patina. It’s also a “protective coating.”
Gina Carson 7 months ago
Is Gladass threatening her mother, the Gargoyle, with a knife?
Just-me 7 months ago
Impeccable logic Mother Gargle, impeccable logic.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago
Ramona . . . . you totally caught me off guard with that one .
flemmingo 7 months ago
Why is Gladys holding the old battle axe’s ride home?
ladykat 7 months ago
True, Mother Gargle, too true.
suelou 7 months ago
Same goes for painting!!… or getting one new piece of furniture in a room…
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Thanks, Mother Gargle. And with advice like that, I’ve earned the Dirtiest House on the Block Award. Any dirtier and I might get one of those cute little Condemnation For Pollution Notices. I’ve already received a notice for having a yard with too high weeds. It is strange though that other yards with higher weeds didn’t get notices. I guess I was just the lucky one.
CorkLock 7 months ago
Gladys’ must be jogging while cleaning. Check out that sweatband. Go gal.
Chris 7 months ago
even the dishes. :}
Chris 7 months ago
sadly it does make sense… sigh. :J
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
That is Mother Gargles philosophy…………..regarding life!
Tired 7 months ago
My wife yells at me when I suggest she cleans up the kitchen. Now I’m walking on eggshells!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
That also explains Mama’s personal hygiene philosophy.
Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago
Some people actually enjoy cleaning houses. I am not one of them, but I have hired someone who is. She and my dog adore each other. I can always leave when she is here and know my dog is very happy and safe.
Buckeye67 7 months ago
So we now know that in addition to all her other faults Mother Gargle is a slob.
cuzinron47 7 months ago
No comment, I don’t want to incriminate myself.
Lola85 Premium Member 7 months ago
If you want to see a pristine environment with no dust, just go right past my place, because you won’t see one here. I do clean once in awhile, but am not obsessive about it.
KEA 7 months ago
not appear… you cannot clean something without getting something else dirty. (doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it)
ericlscott creator 7 months ago
Wish I could get my hair to do that.
T... 7 months ago
Gordo4ever 7 months ago
I agree, with Mother G…. My guests often remark about the “interesting patina” on my tables…. I tell them not to move anything as there will be a shiny spot underneath it. : )
raybarb44 7 months ago
Sounds like something Wilberforce MIGHT say. However, he really wouldn’t. Though I’m surprised that Ramona would say that to her daughter, unless in a jesting way of course. However, Ramona isn’t really known for her sense of humor. However, I’ll say it was a jest due to the Spirit of the Season……
Ron Bauerle 7 months ago
Home s/b clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy.
Since I’m a bachelor, I can also get away with: if I never touch it, why should I clean it?