I like this one, and I think God is pointing, but, His finger is tensed up to flick Adam and Eve the rest of the way out if He thinks they are not going fast enough …
Someone once said (and I paraphrase): fictional evil is exciting while fictional good is boring; but in real life, good is plenty exciting, while actual evil is anything but….
Original man could have no concept of ‘good’ without something just the opposite to compare it to….it’s mathematically impossible. So I’m betting God Himself covertly arranged mankind’s sudden knowledge of ‘Good and Evil’ just to look Good.
I really like the way my theory gets me off the hook! :D
iowaweav almost 16 years ago
They are about to have the first wardrobe malfunction…ala family style.
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
Honey…you’re the apple of my eye. Let us go forth and procreate.
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.
KingRat almost 16 years ago
cleokaya says: ADAM…EVE…NAKED! BLAME IT ALL ON SNAKE. STORY AND EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. PAGE 5.
shouldn’t that be page 3?
also is the hand of god pointing them out of the garden or getting ready to flick them out.
JonD17 almost 16 years ago
looks like the old Carom shot pose of God’s hand to me King Rat.
pima0101 almost 16 years ago
If that isn’t top headline what is…Extra Extra “Adam names ugly water creature Playtpus”
pima0101 almost 16 years ago
Oops spelled it wrong, should be platypus.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 16 years ago
dramatic change from yesterdays! Wowsers.
I like this one, and I think God is pointing, but, His finger is tensed up to flick Adam and Eve the rest of the way out if He thinks they are not going fast enough …
skipper1 almost 16 years ago
Fel off my chair on this one…
twright64 almost 16 years ago
US election ‘08 - the DEATH of the news industry
hi9 almost 16 years ago
Someone once said (and I paraphrase): fictional evil is exciting while fictional good is boring; but in real life, good is plenty exciting, while actual evil is anything but….
margueritem almost 16 years ago
doctortoon says:
I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.
~Rim shot for you, doc!
marvee almost 16 years ago
Kaye Jeltema, I love that thought. It’s rather like the broad path vs. the narrow path. What looks most appealing may not actually be so great.
lazygrazer almost 16 years ago
This got me to thinking….
Original man could have no concept of ‘good’ without something just the opposite to compare it to….it’s mathematically impossible. So I’m betting God Himself covertly arranged mankind’s sudden knowledge of ‘Good and Evil’ just to look Good.
I really like the way my theory gets me off the hook! :D
wndrwrthg almost 16 years ago
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Wildmustang1262 almost 16 years ago
Boot Adam and Eve out of the Eden!
MikeBx almost 16 years ago
“I thought God removed them from the garden in his Plymouth. The Bible says he drove them out in his Fury.”
Isn’t that in The Reduced Shakespeare Company’s “The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged): The Greatest Story Ever Accepted as True”?
NOTE: If you’ve never seen or heard any of the RSC’s work, It is well worth hunting it up.
Anberlinian almost 16 years ago
grazer, you’re a dumba**!