That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 27, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    The ladies at old folks home stopped everything when the cook started to make gruel.

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    Solstice*1947  about 1 year ago

    /// Six old friends each day gathered for tea,

    and to peer out the window to see

    the house just cross the alley.

    They would keep a close tally

    of strange men who, somehow, had a key.

    /// Their young neighbor was cute Mrs. Bohm,

    and whenever her husband’s not home

    handsome men would come calling.

    Six voyeurs found enthralling

    how she managed to stay in— yet roam.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Magic Mike makes a visit.

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    The ladies at the senior center loved to watch Donald Trump because he was so pretty, but sometimes he would say something that would make even them, jaded octogenarians all, tilt their heads in befuddlement.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    When the young Lord of high degree rode through town on his milk-white steed, all women — young maidens and old widows — took notice… but especially Margarita the poor, frail consumptive …

    “The Lass From the Low Countree”

    https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=OAan2-YEjw4

    https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=5jhU_JSVe0M

    Joan Baez sings:

    https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=ETVO1oUQ-Qk

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    Goodness I didn’t think a person could bend like that. Miss Gina you are a wonder.

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    Lady loves a joke  about 1 year ago

    They’re just there for the beefcake!

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Or they might be auditioning exotic dancers to appear at a bachelorette party.

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    MS72  about 1 year ago

    Paris Fashion Week is March 1-3, 2024

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    blackman2732  about 1 year ago

    The ladies gathered by the window daily for noon tea. Like clockwork, the young gardener was working his hose again.

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    Buzzworld  about 1 year ago

    “So this is the internet huh.”

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    Five geezers react with delight /

    at a most unusual sight -/

    the Stadtspolizei/

    Are arresting some guy:

    his infraction ? he doesn’t look white.///

    He jogged through “their” neighborhood/

    And they knew he was up to no good/

    His pursuit of good health/

    Through the enclave of wealth/

    Was regrettably misunderstood..///

    He won’t make the same mistake/

    That these geezers are watching him make/

    He will not jog again/

    When four uniformed men/

    Have given his kneecaps a break.

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    aerotica69  about 1 year ago

    Good heavens, would you look at Bessie! She’s . . . she’s showing her ankles!!!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Surely he’s not going to remove that last…….oh…..oh, dear.”

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    wincoach Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Myrtle figured while everyone was checking out the new Amazon delivery guy she could get yesterday’s chicken out of her wooden tooth.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    “He’s still got most of his teeth! What a hunk!”

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    Holden Awn  about 1 year ago

    Chippendale visit day at the Home.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    A memo to Fräulein Becker:

    We see that you’re a homewrecker.

    For unclothed you have posed,

    With your curtains not closed,

    And cavorting Herr Pëcker!

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    From Herr Pôcker she picked up a pox/

    You can see it each time she de-frocks:/

    An affliction transmissible:

    Makes his strange “hobby”visible:/

    He’s philanders among the flocks..

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    Calvins Brother  about 1 year ago

    Everything stopped when Bob Ross painted those “happy little trees”!

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    Didn’t know such a thing exists

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Bob forgot to put on his pants … again.

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 1 year ago

    Hickory, Dickory, Dock, er / Fräulein Becker loves Herr Pôcker / She forgot her pill / and fell suspiciously “ill” / She now needs a family doctor.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And with a swing of her hips…….

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Woman on the left: “Move your head, Hulga – I can’t see.”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That “Hawaiian Bud” was a LOT stronger than any of them were expecting.

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Exciting Events or Keeping an eye on everything

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:1884 paintings of people" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Events, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly A4 paper size, oil on panel painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3227 (November 27, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

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    6turtle9  about 1 year ago

    No one ever admitted to dirtying the picture window day after day, but what really mystified Clint was their insistence that the only way to a streak free and clean window was a firm policy of only wearing a speedo while cleaning.

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 1 year ago

    the ladies at shady pines love it when it’s male strip day.

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    mshaw Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Exciting Events,” 1884

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=BeougwoxuMg

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Can you believe how much Gray Poupon he used?

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    GoComicsGo!  about 1 year ago

    “Haven’t they ever heard of curtains?”

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    mac04416  about 1 year ago

    I’ve worked in an assisted living center; the Golden Bachelor is on too late. Now, when the ‘Price is Right’ theme comes on…

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    For tomorrow:

    Mother frustrates her daughter’s throw/

    With a move every woman should know/

    It’s a trick that she learned /

    In the years when she earned/

    Her keep teaching tae kwon do.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    It’s a fact known to only a few/

    ThatCassatt twas an expert, too/

    And exceedingly partial/

    To the arts they call “martial”/

    Her favorite being kung fu…

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