Don’t give the Tooth Fairy grief or you’ll be left empty mouthed. Except for the teeth with cavities. The Tooth Fairy will leave those for you—and your dentist.
It’s to be expected. If you actually check out the depictions of angels in heaven, you’d find most don’t look like the standard representation we usually see in holiday illustrations.
I think parents should tell little kids not to eat their buggers. Instead, put them on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow. Then on Sunday morning, the Bugger Fairy will come, and collect each Kleenex. The kid will get $1.00 for each used Kleenex. $7.00 max.
Now if the child does not put their buggers on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow, then the Snot Monster will come in at night, and grab their feet. They would then be pulled into the the floor, and the Snot Monster would then eat them.
FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago
They both have good points.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
She’s fairy, fairy ugly.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Don’t give the Tooth Fairy grief or you’ll be left empty mouthed. Except for the teeth with cavities. The Tooth Fairy will leave those for you—and your dentist.
Alabama Al about 1 year ago
It’s to be expected. If you actually check out the depictions of angels in heaven, you’d find most don’t look like the standard representation we usually see in holiday illustrations.
WelshRat Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Keep talking, kid, and I’ll take ALL your teeth. I’ll give you five dollars but you won’t be able to eat sweets!”
Imagine about 1 year ago
Reminds me of The Rock as the Tooth Fairy. Pretty much the same thing.
MeanBob Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s important to learn the difference between Fairies and Feagles, only one will offer you an Ank-Moorpork kiss.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Monstering is his regular job, and Tooth Fairy is his side hustle.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Might be related to the tooth fairies from Hellboy II.
Ol' me about 1 year ago
A monster can be a tooth fairy if he identifies as a tooth fairy.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
It must be a fairy, they’re famously sensitive.
Alverant about 1 year ago
Just be grateful they don’t have a pair of pliers because they can’t make change.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Every time someone’s bell gets rung, a monster gets his wings…
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member about 1 year ago
Actually, that’s pretty standard Fair Folk behavior.
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
Of course he’s the Tooth Fairy, look at all those teeth.
geese28 about 1 year ago
Wonder if he’s vegan
Kudzufan about 1 year ago
I think parents should tell little kids not to eat their buggers. Instead, put them on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow. Then on Sunday morning, the Bugger Fairy will come, and collect each Kleenex. The kid will get $1.00 for each used Kleenex. $7.00 max.
Now if the child does not put their buggers on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow, then the Snot Monster will come in at night, and grab their feet. They would then be pulled into the the floor, and the Snot Monster would then eat them.
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
Next frame he turns into a large boat to meet Albert’s expectations.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Ha! I always suspected the Tooth Fairy would be very toothy.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
“Look, kid, do you want to be nice or do you want to donate all your teeth now?”
AndrewSihler about 1 year ago
It’s obviously his fate to be misunderstood. Or her fate. Not clear which.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
We all have our preconceived notions of what things should look like, no doubt thanks to Hollywood. Are we ready to interact will alien species?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
Any excuse to knock out your teeth without having to pay for them. Tisk, tisk, tisk.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Who collects his teeth when he loses one of those fangs?
nboady about 1 year ago
I don’t think that Jorgen Von Strangle is going to want to date this tooth fairy.
desvarzil about 1 year ago
Fairies wear boots, you got to believe me…
stamps about 1 year ago
Well, she’s got enough teeth anyway.
aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago
Being one of a minority group he may well be one of the professionally offended