Don’t give the Tooth Fairy grief or you’ll be left empty mouthed. Except for the teeth with cavities. The Tooth Fairy will leave those for you—and your dentist.
It’s to be expected. If you actually check out the depictions of angels in heaven, you’d find most don’t look like the standard representation we usually see in holiday illustrations.
I think parents should tell little kids not to eat their buggers. Instead, put them on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow. Then on Sunday morning, the Bugger Fairy will come, and collect each Kleenex. The kid will get $1.00 for each used Kleenex. $7.00 max.
Now if the child does not put their buggers on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow, then the Snot Monster will come in at night, and grab their feet. They would then be pulled into the the floor, and the Snot Monster would then eat them.
FreihEitner Premium Member 11 months ago
They both have good points.
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
She’s fairy, fairy ugly.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Don’t give the Tooth Fairy grief or you’ll be left empty mouthed. Except for the teeth with cavities. The Tooth Fairy will leave those for you—and your dentist.
Alabama Al 11 months ago
It’s to be expected. If you actually check out the depictions of angels in heaven, you’d find most don’t look like the standard representation we usually see in holiday illustrations.
WelshRat Premium Member 11 months ago
“Keep talking, kid, and I’ll take ALL your teeth. I’ll give you five dollars but you won’t be able to eat sweets!”
Imagine 11 months ago
Reminds me of The Rock as the Tooth Fairy. Pretty much the same thing.
MeanBob Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s important to learn the difference between Fairies and Feagles, only one will offer you an Ank-Moorpork kiss.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
Monstering is his regular job, and Tooth Fairy is his side hustle.
The Orange Mailman 11 months ago
Might be related to the tooth fairies from Hellboy II.
Ol' me 11 months ago
A monster can be a tooth fairy if he identifies as a tooth fairy.
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
It must be a fairy, they’re famously sensitive.
Alverant 11 months ago
Just be grateful they don’t have a pair of pliers because they can’t make change.
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Every time someone’s bell gets rung, a monster gets his wings…
Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 11 months ago
Actually, that’s pretty standard Fair Folk behavior.
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
Of course he’s the Tooth Fairy, look at all those teeth.
geese28 11 months ago
Wonder if he’s vegan
Kudzufan 11 months ago
I think parents should tell little kids not to eat their buggers. Instead, put them on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow. Then on Sunday morning, the Bugger Fairy will come, and collect each Kleenex. The kid will get $1.00 for each used Kleenex. $7.00 max.
Now if the child does not put their buggers on a Kleenex, and put the Kleenex under their pillow, then the Snot Monster will come in at night, and grab their feet. They would then be pulled into the the floor, and the Snot Monster would then eat them.
Ermine Notyours 11 months ago
Next frame he turns into a large boat to meet Albert’s expectations.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Ha! I always suspected the Tooth Fairy would be very toothy.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
“Look, kid, do you want to be nice or do you want to donate all your teeth now?”
AndrewSihler 11 months ago
It’s obviously his fate to be misunderstood. Or her fate. Not clear which.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
We all have our preconceived notions of what things should look like, no doubt thanks to Hollywood. Are we ready to interact will alien species?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatEvenWithFlaws 11 months ago
Any excuse to knock out your teeth without having to pay for them. Tisk, tisk, tisk.
Bilan 11 months ago
Who collects his teeth when he loses one of those fangs?
nboady 11 months ago
I don’t think that Jorgen Von Strangle is going to want to date this tooth fairy.
desvarzil 11 months ago
Fairies wear boots, you got to believe me…
stamps 11 months ago
Well, she’s got enough teeth anyway.
aussie399 Premium Member 8 months ago
Being one of a minority group he may well be one of the professionally offended